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Crop-dusting

When you pull over for a quickie after being on the road for hours and bust a nut so powerful it breaks the condom and your girl has to waddle around with her legs spread so all of your baby sauce drips out. Crop Dusting.
¨Dude, last night Sherry and I were crop-dusting the neighbour´s garden on our way back from her mom´s when the cops showed up.¨

¨My girl and I had to bang after 12 hours of driving so we pulled over in Saskatchewan for a quickie and the condom broke, so she had to crop-dust the wheat field before we could get back on the road.¨
by CanadianNighthawks November 22, 2016
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corporate crop dusting

Farting while walking but in a large group. It helps if you go to lunch with coworkers at a Mexican place and each person eats an epic portion of beans. When you get back to the office after lunch, walk with the same group and corporately crop dust entire departments / multiple office cubicles. Can also be applied in elevators, other small enclosed rooms, moving escalators, and more.
Hello, yes, is this HR? I would like to file a complaint. The IT department came by after lunch and performed a corporate crop dusting in our area. It's like the bomb at Hiroshima or something!
by newcents June 9, 2014
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crop dusting

subway or bus, train. enter "let go" exit downwind of carriage, disembark.

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by Simon Clery March 26, 2004
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Crop Dusting

The act of busting ass undetected as you walk thru a room, leaving the fog for others to walk into and try to assign blame.
Man, I've gotta blow one. Watch those girls faces when I'm done crop dusting the living room.
by Legendary1 October 19, 2009
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The art of silently farting as you pass a crowd of people thus leaving them to smell the sweet aroma.
Damn, did Johnny just fart as he walked by? Yes he did! He was crop dusting us!
by sirfart September 26, 2011
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crop dusting

walking around a wide area spreading your essence.
when in public or private, releasing gas and thinking you leaving the spot denies claim to the smell, when in fact you are "crop dusting" your smell across the whole room.
by miami vice May 29, 2009
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When someone releases flachulance as they walk by someone or several people and act like nothing happened leaving you to smell it
That smelly Travis was crop dusting today in class again! Hes gonna over fertilize my nose
by b-real August 6, 2004
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