cooner

shaggy hairstyle worn by mostly bros; usually the same length all the way around; the hair must be worn straight (not curly or wavy)

bro 1- "hey, bro, what did you do to your hair?"

Bro 2- "nothin man, I just let it grow out straight, its called a cooner."

by coonerbro13 July 2, 2008

Cooner

FINE BLACK PUSSY! Fine...juicy...curly and yummy

Did you see Latiqua the other day? That is some nice COONER!

by c-slaw August 19, 2006

choonery

from the slang 'choon' (tune) sometimes expanded to 'choonage', developed into 'choonery'

that tune is a total masterpiece of the art of 'choonery'

by nogz April 14, 2011

Crooper

Female Beast

Dude, i love them crazy croopers!

by whimsical r-dub July 6, 2011

cloonery

the effortless ability to remain cool and hip despite being middle aged and male.

The men in my office think they exude a high degree of cloonery but they are sadly mistaken.

by Martova April 16, 2012

coronery bypass

The highly-illegal practice of secretly burying or disposing of a corpse without having said cadaver examined by the proper authority-figures.

Zheeesh... I guess it's no wonder there are so many malpractice-suits and doctors going to jail over botched coronery bypasses --- not properly reporting/processing a deceased human is a decidedly "serious crime" that you can do some "serious time" for!

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

Coronered

To be killed by the coronavirus

Poor Jack was coronered by that lassie he met in china
My ski-trip to Italy got coronered

by BiggerForADay March 11, 2020