monch cronch

you absolutely ate something (in a good way) ; similar to saying “you ate!” or “they ate” etc.

example one:

person 1: *wearing a nice dress*

person 2: “wow you absolutely MONCH CRONCHed😍”
person 1: “thank you so much! that’s the best compliment i could ever receive”
person 2: “you’re so welcome i’m an amazing person, i know💁🏽 ♀️“

by ranch michele ranch ;) August 1, 2022

cronchy

anything extremely nasty, usually referring to a really nasty whore

Did you hear about that cronchy girl who dropped out of school because she got prgnant?

by W. O. M. A. N. January 3, 2008

cronchy

it’s just cronchy idk

you’re being very cronchy right now.

by foothillgorl November 5, 2020

Cronch

A sang term used by punters and hos for a females reproductive area that is usually herpatitus filled.

I want to punt cheryl in the cronch

by Babakaiff January 18, 2005

crooch

A noticeable outward rounding of the mons veneris (or mons pubis) due to unusual collection of adipose tissue around the pubic bone extending to the vulva, on an otherwise thin and sexy body.

It encompasses the pudendal cleft and might or might not extend to the full length of the labia majora.

According to some, a real crooch is one whose preponderance hides the clitoral hood and, completely or in part, the labia minora.

Generally used with a positive connotation.

Introduced in northern New Mexico, from crotch and pooch: literally a pooch on the crotch.

I love your crooch.
Your crooch is so sexy.
That's not a crooch, you're just fat.
Such a smoking bod, and with a crooch too.

by xtn June 7, 2011

cronch

the sound that will byers makes as he runs blue over with his tractor. made popular and iconic by fuck blue lives gc™ on twitter xx

"it was the best thing i've ever cronched"

by iconic skinny legend x May 9, 2018

croochie

Any anal leakage that stains the underwear or is uncomfortably greasy.

"This hemorrhoid is making me have some serious croochie."

"Did you see that croochie stain on that guy's boxers?"

by Risa January 14, 2005