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Crooked H

Democratic presidential candidate in 2016 and former first lady Hillary Clinton (1993-2001), as referred to by American President Donald Trump in his posts on Twitter.
"Crooked H destroyed phones w/ hammer, 'bleached' emails, & had husband meet w/AG days before she was cleared..." 12:56 PM - 15 Jun 2017 @realDonaldTrump
by Quiltraveler May 29, 2018
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Tom Crook

The real name of Animal Crossing character Tom Nook. This raccoon has a monopoly in the real estate business and rips you off when you buy or sell items in his shop.
Villager: I'ma sell this Regal Sofa at Crookington's
Other Villager: Nah, Tom Crook will just rip you off, go sell that at Re-Tail.
by Gonzalo Barrios March 9, 2017
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snab crooker

crab snooker - to play snooker using live crabs and a pole.
He played snab crooker and was ecstatic!
by councillor colin kemp February 16, 2005
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Crooked D

When the shaft of one's penis is naturally tilted to one side or another.
I got that straight shaft, but homeboy over there is packin' that crooked D.
by Butta Monkey February 18, 2009
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Crooked as a bag of snakes

Southern and western phase describing a person or and

Organization as being extremely untrustworthy, crooked, cheating and corrupt with out shame.
Old Judge Thompson is as crooked as a bag of snakes, he gives those local attorneys anything they want against out of town people and insurance companies.
by NorbertO October 5, 2012
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croogster

noun,

1. croogster - is a person who is geographically independent and consistently receives freelance projects, rather than working full time on a regular salary basis as an employee

"We don't have enough funds to hire another employee. It would be wiser to outsource the work to a croogster"

noun
2. crooging - the ability to earn from digital media by receiving freelance projects consistently is called Crooging.

"I think crooging is a good reason for you to quit your job, you can easily travel around the world and work at the same time."

noun,
3. croog - a service that is offered by a croogster for sale
"Indonesian designers offer some amazing UI design Croogs at a very low cost"

verb (used without object), crooging.
4. crooging - to act or work as a croogster:
"The designer used to be an employee for us but is crooging now."

Origin of croogster - Croogster
"I have asked Dave to get our Logo designed from Croogster for our new business"
by Willis Shakespeare November 10, 2016
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Crook Guts

When you’ve been eating filth and have inconsistent and violent bowel movements accompanied by room clearing amounts of gas.
Fucking Linc forced me to have a HSP on Wednesday and now I have crook guts
by Henryc42 October 11, 2018
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