Cronulla Sharks

The best team in the NRL (Rugby League). A lot better than every other team.

"Gee, the Cronulla sharks are so freaking awesome."
"GO THE SHARKIES."

by Mattyy00 June 2, 2008

Cranuts

Pronounced Kruh-nuts.

The stench produced from a male's crack and nuts when these two meet. The phenomenon of mud-butt and nut juice blending.

After a long bike ride, I got off my bike and I knew I had a case of Cranuts, as I could already smell it on the bike seat.

by naxolibre August 6, 2009

Cronus

Cronus is a beta troll and is the ancestor of Eridan Ampora. He is mistaken to be "sexy" though really isn't in the canon Homestuck webcomic. He is considered more of a "romantic" and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth. He also wears a white shirt with the same zodiac symbol as Eridan. Same blood color and everything (A shade of purple.) He is normally nice, but may or may not get in arguments easily. It won't matter whether you're male or female, because I bet Cronus has a chance to flirt with you.

ME: Please don't look at me Cronus. It makes me feel weird. Are you trying to flirt with me? Please stop!
OTHER HOMESTUCKS: OMG it's Cronus! Can you have sex with me? Can we kiss? Yay!!!!!

by Coraline the Master Angler June 16, 2015

Croutch

A large, bulbous region right above the junk on a dude. Similar to Fupa on a chick. From the words "crotch" and "pouch".

"Wow, that dude's croutch is enormous"
"Seriously, How does he even piss with his stuff crushed underneath all that fat?"

by Statictrance November 6, 2007

crouton wink

the unfortunate & unpredictable outcome of tossing a salad that leaves the tosser with crumbs in their eyelashes.

We all loved the song "Brown Eyed Girl" until we found out it was a song about the crouton wink.

by Bob Boston May 21, 2003

cronktoculous

Being well rounded in any particular field of skill.

"Did you see Billy last night on Halo man?"
"Yea, that nigga was Cronktoculous!"

by Cronktoculous 3000 January 4, 2008

crontle

One who is deeply hated.

You're such a crontle. That's why you have no friends dumbass!

by xenite May 27, 2008