Brian Lara Croft

A long ass joint that is not fat enough to be a duke nukem (lara croft). May look like cricket stumps (brian lara).

Conrad - 'Dayum bro, that brian lara croft you rolled was dope!!!'

by brianlararulez June 1, 2011

Croft

A now seldom used Mancunian colloquialism for an area of derelict ground.

As children growing up in 1970's inner city Manchester, we would spend many hours playing on nearby crofts - usually old pe-existing bombsites from WW2, or rubble strewn areas left over from the slum clearances of the 50's and 60's.

"C'mon Tommy, we're going to build a new den on the croft, cos them Rusholme lads have ragged the old one!"

by RedDan333 April 10, 2010

Crafty Demon

One who devours craft services on film shoots.

Damn, Will is tearing up our food like a crafty demon.

by Nick Gonzalez March 29, 2008

Crafty chandler

A sneeky finger up the bum

I slipped him a crafty chandler

by Ozë August 29, 2016

Crafty Boys

Not to be confused with “Crispy Boys”, Crafty Boys are essentially craft beers.

Brad: Hey Chad, did you pick up some nice crafty boys for poker night?
Chad: haha yeah bro I got some IPAs, a couple oatmeal stouts, and some hefeweizens. I’m ready for a kind of okay evening 😀

by westernkentuckian June 4, 2019

Crofters The Musical

A beautiful musical About the Jam Crofters sung by Thomas sanders himself
. He sings of how wild blueberry who knew that their bafoonery would bear fruit so Devine. Even he doesn’t have the vocabulary to describe what he’s feeling inside

crofters The musical: a jam just as tasty as theirs “crofters, the only jelly I put in my belly”

by Fander_2319 March 2, 2020

james croft

Someone with a penis with a resemblance to Gonzo's nose

G - hey whats that hanging out over there?
Roxanne - oh never mind that its a james croft

G- it looks like gonzo's nose
Roxanne- no that just his penis... all blue and crooked

by G_meister November 27, 2019