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Brian Lara Croft

A long ass joint that is not fat enough to be a duke nukem (lara croft). May look like cricket stumps (brian lara).
Conrad - 'Dayum bro, that brian lara croft you rolled was dope!!!'
by brianlararulez June 1, 2011
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Croft

A now seldom used Mancunian colloquialism for an area of derelict ground.

As children growing up in 1970's inner city Manchester, we would spend many hours playing on nearby crofts - usually old pe-existing bombsites from WW2, or rubble strewn areas left over from the slum clearances of the 50's and 60's.
"C'mon Tommy, we're going to build a new den on the croft, cos them Rusholme lads have ragged the old one!"
by RedDan333 April 10, 2010
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Craftsman drill press

V8 Mango Peach Juice with a splash of Vodka.
Guy One- "Hey foo', why dont you fix me up a Craftsman drill press"

Guy Two- "Go fuck yo'self"
by DoucheBagger March 7, 2010
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Craftsman Boner

The immense sense of pride one feels after building something or watching something be constructed.
"How does it feel to finally finish building that shed?"
"It feels great! I have a craftsman boner just thinking about it!"
by Pile Roastans July 14, 2016
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Crofters The Musical

A beautiful musical About the Jam Crofters sung by Thomas sanders himself
. He sings of how wild blueberry who knew that their bafoonery would bear fruit so Devine. Even he doesn’t have the vocabulary to describe what he’s feeling inside
crofters The musical: a jam just as tasty as theirs “crofters, the only jelly I put in my belly”
by Fander_2319 March 2, 2020
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james croft

Someone with a penis with a resemblance to Gonzo's nose
G - hey whats that hanging out over there?
Roxanne - oh never mind that its a james croft

G- it looks like gonzo's nose
Roxanne- no that just his penis... all blue and crooked
by G_meister November 27, 2019
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arts and crafts

sex between two afab people or sapphics. it is a play on the term scissoring
lesbian 1: have you watched this way up on hulu? the two lesbians are proper fit
lesbian2: do they do arts and crafts?
by summerlandgay July 9, 2021
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