crock of shit

1. An earthenware pot, brimming with smelly excrement.

2. Bullshit, lies... deviations from the truth

1. He's shits in a crock, rather than the much popularised toilet, and as a result he's unemployed.

2. Tony had to admit that the crock of shit he and George had just made up would probably backfire on him.

by linkinmark October 15, 2004

crock butter

The term for the substance that comes up and quickly returns back down into one's throat when throwing up in one's mouth.

"Woo, excuse me I got a little crock butter!"

by Teh Evilz January 26, 2008

Crock Knocker

An offensive slur that was used against British soldiers in 1777. They would call slim soldiers this.

(Guard) "Move along! You crock knocker." *pushes the soldier to the ground*

by pudusapenyaresyes November 6, 2020

Crock of Fuck

A situation or a response that is obviously an outrageous abomination of normality.

You almost killed us! That was a real Crock of Fuck!

by ascernman March 24, 2020

crock potting

The act of leaving your dick in a chicks ass after you come to let it just cook inside her.

Damn! That chick let you crock pot her. What a slut.
or
Girl: Get your dick out of my ass!!
Guy: Hell no bitch! I'm crock potting.

by Big$exy June 23, 2007

Crock block

When your room mate turns off your slow cooker.

Oh my god, last night I was totally cooking some outrageous chili and my room mate totally crock blocked me.

by octolovins August 21, 2009

crock-eyed

A mixture of being cross-eyed and cock-eyed.

I did not get the job, because everytime i looked at the Manager's crock-eyed eyes, I'd laugh everytime.

by yamsTHEman August 14, 2010