clobber the kleenex

Having a sexual affair with klenex brand tissue.

by Scotty May 21, 2003

Clobberate

The act of clobbering someone into doing it your way.

I knew we needed to do it my way, but we had to clobberate first.

by Twist3r November 21, 2010

clobber

To absolutely dominate your partner in a sexual intercourse.

Im going to Clobber you tonight

by Venafix April 19, 2019

Keyboard Cobber

The electronic version (emailing, texting, etc.) of a penpal. ("cobber" is australian for "pal")

My keyboard cobber John is from India. I have many keyboard cobbers.

by Steve J January 8, 2008

Meat Clobbers

Swollen hands that are so swoll you cant even see the soup can you're holding.

Dude i went to the Dr and he said I have Carpel Tunnel . My hands are swoll as fuck and everyone is calling me meat clobbers!

by Bozoshreadz October 5, 2016

clobbered

To be completely out of your mind intoxicated.

Last night I drank A LOT of alcohol, I was clobbered.

I really wanna get clobbered at the party this weekend.

by Lyss Pliss June 5, 2006

Clobberthon

1. A romantic interlude spanning more than 3 hours.
2. A romantic interlude consisting of multiple attempts at and completions of sex. Note: The use of E.D. remedies (Viagra, Levitra) will re-categorize the acts and the term clobberthon no longer applies. See "Bob Dole on a Roll"

I met a freak at the club and brought her home... It was Clobberthon 2006".

by Justin Schmidt April 6, 2006