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clobber the kleenex

Having a sexual affair with klenex brand tissue.
by Scotty May 21, 2003
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Clobberate

The act of clobbering someone into doing it your way.
I knew we needed to do it my way, but we had to clobberate first.
by Twist3r November 21, 2010
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clobber

To absolutely dominate your partner in a sexual intercourse.
Im going to Clobber you tonight
by Venafix April 19, 2019
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Keyboard Cobber

The electronic version (emailing, texting, etc.) of a penpal. ("cobber" is australian for "pal")
My keyboard cobber John is from India. I have many keyboard cobbers.
by Steve J January 8, 2008
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Meat Clobbers

Swollen hands that are so swoll you cant even see the soup can you're holding.
Dude i went to the Dr and he said I have Carpel Tunnel . My hands are swoll as fuck and everyone is calling me meat clobbers!
by Bozoshreadz October 5, 2016
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clobbered

To be completely out of your mind intoxicated.
Last night I drank A LOT of alcohol, I was clobbered.

I really wanna get clobbered at the party this weekend.
by Lyss Pliss June 5, 2006
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Clobberthon

1. A romantic interlude spanning more than 3 hours.
2. A romantic interlude consisting of multiple attempts at and completions of sex. Note: The use of E.D. remedies (Viagra, Levitra) will re-categorize the acts and the term clobberthon no longer applies. See "Bob Dole on a Roll"
I met a freak at the club and brought her home... It was Clobberthon 2006".
by Justin Schmidt April 6, 2006
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