Croatian

One of the most best people in the world, with one of the best countries in the world!

Croatian people are the best!!

by CroatianKid July 2, 2005

Croatian Mudslide

When you're having sex with someone then proceed to shit on their stomach, rub your hand in it; then shove it in their mouth.

"Dude I just gave this girl the best Croatian Mudslide last night..."

"That's disgusting..."

by Ovulate September 8, 2016

Croatian Cuddle

When a couple scissors each other while watching reality tv

Hey babe - it's time for a croatian cuddle

by eruboner July 15, 2018

Croatian Poetry Night

Achieving the impossible, despite insurmountable odds. Also used to describe the high one feels after having done the impossible; like selling a friend on the concept of translated Croatian Poetry.

"Dude, we got pulled over, the cop gave me a speeding ticket, and I was two hours late to the fashion awards. But I still managed to hook up with Elle McPherson."

"Total Croatian Poetry Night."

by crowgod December 29, 2007

Croatian Water Balloon

The act of pinching ones foreskin while pissing to fill up said foreskin with the piss like a water balloon then releasing it on a sexual partner to their gratification

Dino gave that transvestite the Croatian Water Balloon last night after watching him fuck a donkey

by the asian agent June 6, 2013

croatian crowbar

When three guys get together and simultaneously dock on one side of the middle man and buttfuck on the other. The opposite of the Bosnian Seesaw.

That guy really took the Croatian Crowbar like a champ!

by LtDan's Dirty Stumps February 5, 2020

Croatard

The word is a fusion of Croat + retard. and is used to denote a person born in Croatia, with exaggerated nationalistic views. Obsessed with defending his countrymen and country, with making sense being an option.

geography teacher: Name the European country with the biggest per-capita income.
croatard: Croatia, obviously!

sports trivia: who is the best football player of the 90's?
croatard: Suker, obviously!

by The Celibate Rifles April 10, 2007