Smooth Criminal

A person who decides to commit a crime and then moonwalk away from the scene.

"Did you hear about the bank robbery last night?"

"Yeah, I heard it was a smooth criminal."

*The two here a "He-he" from the distance"

by Kkderpz2 December 23, 2020

Criminal Bants

When something is so banterous it should be made illegal, or should require laws to be put in place to contain such high level Banter

alex "i genuinely cant believe that its possible for one man to get so many apology letters on fifa"
db "mate i'd say thats beyond standard banterous levels, thats absolute criminal bants "

by Douchez June 19, 2011

Cripilhavinbanding

Masturbating while looking at a picture of a 19 year old monkey.

I was cripilhavinbanding last night.

by mcshaneyd September 6, 2021

Culture of Criminality

The Three-Ring-Shit-Show and Mafia-inspired Don-Jester that is now at the helm of the U.S. Executive branch.

Oh, did you hear about the latest fucked-up presidential Tweetstorm?

You can spare me the details. It's all the same bullshit--just part of our dumbed-down, callous and irresponsible Culture of Criminality...

by YAWA March 22, 2019

Criminality

Criminality is a free roam fighting game featuring punishing and unpredictable gameplay with advanced combat mechanics and extensive weaponry. You are in SECTOR-07, the most hostile and uncontrollable sector exiled from civilized society.

The people there are also extremely edgy and toxic.

"-Hey do you know Criminality? It's a roblox game."
"-Oh yeah i've heard of it, it is known for its extreme tocity and edginess"

by Stanlaitiere April 11, 2021

hop on criminality

a term for when you feel like giving yourself stage 5 cancer tumors

i just found out my stage 3 wasn't terminal, wanna hop on criminality?

by Wayyllon August 17, 2021

criminee

expression of aghast or disbelief almost always in conjunction with Jesus.

Jesus criminee, where'd you get that outfit?

Jesus criminee, who do you think you are?

by Karen Shelton in SLC December 27, 2008