crumpler

A chick that is so extraordinarily hot you literally crumple in awe when you lay eyes on her.

Dude I met this chick that was so hot I couldn't believe it, she was a total crumpler

by velvet cave September 1, 2009

crimplecrumple

its a pie

Maya(me):I would like a silce of crimplecrumple plese
Gelila:Okay coming right up!

by amariismyworld April 14, 2023

hairy crumpler

Verb

To feel needlessly butt hurt by crass social banter

amy: you're such a queer
harry: I'm gunna cry me a river then go police the interweb
amy: what the fuck is your malfunction you degenerate hairy crumpler? sack up

by fatal hoot June 1, 2013

hrary crumpler

premature balding yet hoary waste of life

Burnt out on meth, suicidal, hrary crumpler existence, dead weight on society

by T record June 1, 2013

swedish crippler

When a black man takes a dump on a white mans back.

I went out with Kivy last night and he gave me a Swedish crippler, so let me take a shower and I'll be right over.

by Biglig April 10, 2016

crotch crippler

When a Male is getting rode by a BBW and she begins to chicken wing ride that D and your pelvic region becomes shattered and or displaced/dislodged. Which would make her a Crotch Crippler.

Man with this BBW and she tried to "crotch crippler" me man but I wasn't getting on bottom

by Tyrone Lee yokishima March 8, 2019

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016