Crimp My Curl

1. To bother profusely. Usually asked as to why someone is crimping so hard.

2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.

3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun

1. Felicia got me buggin’, why she gotta crimp my curl so hard?

2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.

3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl

by DumbeeDydo July 2, 2018

Crimp

A very very creepy simp

"Yo bro, that dudes a crimp"
"Yeah dude, he's been looking at Pokimane in such a way. Kinda sus"

by Z3r0Th3H3r0 October 7, 2020

Crimp

The act of being a Simp, as well as a Cuck.
When you Simp over someone so hard, you let them fuck whoever they want.

Still giving them money even though they have someone else in their life.

Logan you're such a Crimp. You let the girl you love bang someone else, while you paid for condoms.

by Social Dis March 23, 2021

Crimp Simpin

Used to describe someone simping in a joking and friendly way.

Don't worry about what he's doing, he's just crimp simpin

by Geno_ April 20, 2021

crimp

A person who has no mental capacity to process their own thoughts and beliefs and blindly follow the things they are told by others.

A scum, degenerate, or generally bitchy or annoying person.

Random: kill all men

Me: you're a fucking crimp

by ahMaybe July 7, 2021

Crimp

Cross between a Crip and a Pimp!

What it do Crimp we finna put these hoes out on the set cuh!

by Gangster Jesus August 11, 2021

crimp it and chimp it.

the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.

"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."

"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."

"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."

by flaccid grass September 25, 2021