Gamers Crevice

The semi-permanent discolored line across a gamers belly, caused by belly tires from constantly leaning forward while playing their video games.

Hey boy! Is that a three pack or a Gamers Crevice?

by HollyPop73 June 19, 2016

Couch crevice

A: The tiny section of the couch available on a regular basis because someone less deserving with much more free time on their hands has spread their unshowered gelatinous ass meat and back rolls and accompanying snacks, ashtray, Blaney, marijuana rolling tray, one dirty sock food stamp card, book they're not reading, pillow they took out of your room that now smells like their armpit, open highlighter, loose change, snot filled napkin, cell phone and rapid charger with cord that they swear they bought, and list of "Things To Do," all of which when shoved over toward the aromatic eyesore yields a sliver section on the furniture that you paid for available to you called a Couch Crevice. There is another version of Couch Crevice which ....
B: describes the friendly homeless meth-whores randomly deposited in the living room by roommates that have already enjoyed their company and were thoughtful enough to leave them behind to entertain others and steal things.

A; "Dude, suck in some of your funk and sweep off enough Doritos so I can squeeze my ass cheeks into a Couch Crevice and watch this educational program with you."

B: "Dude, who's the new Couch Crevice and when do I get to dip into Her? She's kinda hot for missing so many teeth."

by Mikey Mutha Fuckn Mosier March 16, 2017

Reverse Snake In The Crevice

When you tuck your penis between your legs, turn your back to the toilet ,and urinate.

Jordan: Dude, why is the toilet seat so wet?
Tristan: Oh sorry, I tried a Reverse Snake In The Crevice
Jordan: Clean it up!

by Cartah Hoffah April 13, 2015

vaginal crevice

A word written on one's art portfolio, for the sole purpose of getting in trouble; it means vagina.

Jito and Dylan got called down to the principal for writing vaginal crevice numerous times.

by Hannah Shuflin March 6, 2007

triple crevice penetration

When you are fucking a girl in the ass with your penis, fucking her in the vagina with a dildo, and motorboating her breasts all at the same time.

My girlfriend and I did triple crevice penetration last night.

by dpelletier360 June 8, 2014

crusty crevice

The indention someone gets on the side of their face from the constant wear of glasses. This person never washes their face or body leading to dirt build-up in the crevice. They also tend to stink.

"Hey, did you see Erika's crusty crevice today? She was scarffing down a dbl qrt pounder from mc'ds and all I could think was wash ur face skally!!

by yourmom420 January 18, 2011

triple crevice

The homoerotic position involving three males where two partners are humping both sides of the middle partners balls. Between the thigh and the balls while the two side partners position their thighs close together with the middle partner's penis between them and moving in a synchronized motion as to maximize pleasure.

let's try something new we are friends, let's bring over george and attempt a "triple crevice" the most intense sexual position in the world.

by strikeville May 20, 2013