Creaster

One who attends church exactly twice per year, on Easter and Christmas, resulting in overcrowding. Necessitates regular churchgoers to arrive 45 minutes earlier than normal in order to find a parking space and a seat.

Wife: Honey, get the kids ready for church.
Husband: But it's forty five minutes early.
Wife: I know. It's Easter. If we don't leave now, the creasters will get all the good seats.

by Jimsdun March 24, 2008

creamy crack

Another word for chemical relaxers (perms). Black women use straightening products that must be retouched every 6 to 8 weeks, and become reliant on them, like a crackhead to crack.

Sista 1: Girl, I gotta go to the shop every Saturday to get my hair did.

Sista 2: Why don't you cut off that creamy crack and go natural!

by MicaD December 21, 2005

Creamy White Explosion

A hit song that became a world wide exclusive late 2007 by Ilia Hasselhoff, a suprise hit by the up and coming Russian rapper from NY

A new style for the artist whose chorus included vocals from Irish composer RGP

The song was met with controversy by Womens rights groups as well as over the recognizable line "Im a fuckin artist, hey look im Nelly"

Lyric Example:

"Creamy, creamy white explosion!"
"All over your face"
"I wont be accepted cuz im from a different race!"

by Shawna @ IC April 23, 2008

crease crank

A lacrosse term where during practice players will often take full power shots scarily close to the goalie

Chill Jack that crease crank nearly too my head off.

by Anon131 December 11, 2017

Creamy Boys

Creamy boys are boys that have an unhealthy obsession with putting cream in all their crevasses and licking it out of each other.

Oh my god what are those creamy boys doing on the bus someone call the police!

by kfkfbzfbsdkbg April 8, 2020

creashaks organzine

Hash code for 0. Used mainly in Minecraft to enter a seed as 0 as you can't put 0 in the seed filler; doing this results in a random seed. Typing creashaks organise into the seed filler will give you seed 0. Not a very remarkable seed. The way the Internet is going this will probably become a meme one day.

"Hey, did you know if you type creashaks organzine into the minecraft seed filler you get seed 0?"
"No, who told you that?"
"Oh, ibxtoycat."

by Thine holy spirit that is kakt April 26, 2021

Vaginal Crease

The exposed groove in a females vaginal area, that is observable through their pants.

1) Man check out her Vaginal Crease

2) You can see her Vaginal Crease right through that pair of tight leggings.

by NonDouches September 5, 2016