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bedshit crazy

When you're so mad your significant other won't comply with your demands you take a drug-fuelled dump on their side of the bed.
She dropped a grumpy on my side of the bed, she is bedshit crazy!
by Phallically Impaired May 8, 2022
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stir-crazy

distraught due to prolonged confinement
Lenny was going stir-crazy after being confined to his room for 2 days.
by Alden Myrerin April 19, 2005
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Crazy Mofo

Word used for Directioners after Niall Horan(From Boy band One Direction) tweeted that he broke his bed from jumping on it. He called us Directioners that because of all of the responses he got to that tweet. The term Crazy mofo means "crazy motherf*cker". Carefree Mofo is commonly used to describe Niall Horan.
Tweets about Crazy Mofo:

Niall Horan ‏@NiallOfficial
"Came in last night! Jumped on my bed and broke it! So had to sleep on the couch! not the best nights sleep I've ever had ! #NoInnuendos"

Niall Horan ‏@NiallOfficial
"Lookin at the replies to bed tweet! U guys are nuts ahaha! not one non- sexual tweet! ##crazymofos"

Niall Horan ‏@NiallOfficial
"Hahaha the trends ! You lot are mad ! #crazymofos !"

Niall Horan ‏@NiallOfficial
“@malikyourface_: niall so wants to change the fandom name to #crazymofos” lets do it!

Niall Horan ‏@NiallOfficial
"#crazymofos still trending hahahah!"
by Marzapanmarah June 4, 2013
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catching the crazy turkey

A sexual act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed while gobbling like a turkey.Killing a chicken is somehow involved in the middle.
"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."
by Stargazerone December 13, 2014
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Crazy Phuckers

A worldwide travel group with a drinking problem. With members of various ranks numbering in the hundreds, and usually moving in packs of up to 30 or 40 people, the Crazy Phuckers travel the world, leaving behind an aftermath of good times, great memories, and even better friends (and the occasional self-promoting sticker, too). They are specifically known for seriously debaucherous gatherings, consuming all of the alcohol at any given bar, using women to lure your women, overwhelming small supermarkets, wrecking golf carts, doing body shots on your local bar, cooking some seriously good food, and renting entire wings of hotels, villas, and estates in a typically failed attempt to contain themselves. Simply put, if you encounter one in your travels, your best bet is to befriend and follow!
"Dude...The party sucked 'til the Crazy Phuckers showed up!! Why did I wake up wearing only a red plastic cup...And has anyone seen my girlfriend?"
by Otts July 11, 2009
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Crazy Diamond

1. Pink Floyd's song

2. Punchy Anti-Entropy boy who's shouting Dorararararararara
Guy: I'll stab this woman with a knife!!!
Crazy Diamond: DORARARARARARARARARA DORA!
Guy: *dead*
by anonymous October 11, 2020
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Edson Crazy Pants

There was a man on his throne.
He sat there all alone.
His name was Edson.
And he sung a little song.

'Oooo Doodle Lay eee Whooooo'
'I AM EDSON, I POOPED SO HARD I AM EDSON LALALALALALALALAAAAAAA'

He has a big ass and is chunky and he sung the chunky hunky but he ain't no munky honey!
by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 9, 2019
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