crunt pig

A word of affection usually given to a man or boy in some areas of the south west of england

One hell of a crunt pig sonny, good job!

by Harry Bell June 1, 2007

Caunt

1) Another word for "Cunt"
2) Another word for a vagina

Dude: Hey
Other dude: You're a Caunt!

by x_Christina_x July 5, 2006

chaunt'e

She's that bitch. That bitch you wanna be, that bitch you wanna get wit, that bitch you wanna be friends wit. She's so beautiful, smart, funny, SEXY, talented, outgoing, she's everything you want in a girl plus more. But don't piss her off because you will regret it. Something you don't know about Chaunt'e is, she LOVES SEX. Don't let that beautiful face fool you. She's a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. Go get you a Chaunt'e and never let her go.
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Every Woman Should Want To Be A Chaunt'e

by mesheher January 11, 2015

Caunt

A combination of the words ‘cunt’ and ‘aunt’. When your aunt is a cunt, you call her Caunt.

Isn’t Aunt Erica such a caunt?

by jessicastyless March 18, 2018

crunty

A cranky cunt. A woman who is suffering from some really serious PMS and taking it out on everyone else around her.

When a woman is feeling pissed off about everything but doesn't really know what's bugging her.

"God, Mary is in such a foul mood today. She's been crunty all morning."

"Guess I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I am so out of sorts today. I'm feeling crunty. I'm just really angry and upset and I don't know why."

by blue mascara December 7, 2009

Caunt

1. an aunt who is a cunt

"Does Aunt Susan have to stay with us? She's a total caunt!"

by Chim Richalds87 September 19, 2009

cruntch

The combination of the words crazy, cunt and bitch. This word is used to describe a girl or woman who has a paranoid, psycho, schizo or bipolar personality (or personalities) combined with vicious, vulgar or abusive tendencies. Most of us know a friend or family member who is dating or living with one.

R: “She gives me the creeps. I never know if she’s going to be nasty or nice.”
J: “Most of the time, she’s a real cruntch!”

by Politic Ric May 26, 2010