Crapple Bobbing

After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.

Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.

Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?

Crapple Bobbing by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

Crapple sause 

Crapple sause is another way of saying shit, but politely. It is a term used to say: 'you scared the shit out of me' but infront of your grandmother. Use this term wisely. Only those worthy of hearing the term can carry out it's legacy.

Holy nuts! You scared the crapple sause out of me

Crapple sause by Danni daVito April 20, 2020

holy crip its a crapple 

when you have no idea someone is crippled and you invite them to play baseball for your team and he comes to the field in a wheel chair

"Holy crip its a crapple"

holy crip its a crapple by jesus was a hirotic February 24, 2009

Washington Crapple 

After anal, shove an apple up her/his asshole, then proceed to use your rod for deeper insertion. Have her/him deficate the apple on to a serving platter. Slice apple and serve with plenty of the remaining feces.

Boyfriend: Do you know what today is honey?
Girlfriend: Yea, Tuesday!
Boyfriend: Tuesday! You know what that means?
Girlfriend: I sure do sweetheart!
Both together: It's Washington Crapple Night!

Washington Crapple by Washingtoncrapple March 31, 2010

cripple crapple 

A ccrap in disabled people toilets

When nobody is the bathroom, I like to use the disabled people toilet to drop a cripple crapple.

cripple crapple by maschinetheist January 12, 2012

sour crapple sauce 

1. When sour crout and apple sauce is mixed together.

2. Often used as an exclaim when something is dropped or messed up.

1. "Hey, I just made some sour crapple sauce, if you want any. "

2. "(Sour) crapple sauce! That was not supposed to end up on the floor!"

sour crapple sauce by Discombobulation Kat August 31, 2017

sour crapple sauce 

1. When sour crout and apple sauce are mixed together.

2. Often an exclaim when something is dropped or messed up.

1. "Hey, I just made some sour crapple sauce, if you want any?"
2. "(Sour) crapple sauce! That was not supposed to end up on the ground!"

sour crapple sauce by Discombobulation Kat August 31, 2017