cripple crapple

A ccrap in disabled people toilets

When nobody is the bathroom, I like to use the disabled people toilet to drop a cripple crapple.

by maschinetheist January 12, 2012

crappled

destroyed competition by "re-innovating" slumbering and badly implemented technology.

MP3 players crappled, tablets crappled

by diskgrinder March 23, 2010

crapple pie

Defined as the cheap deep fried sausage roll shaped sugar lump pastry thing that McDonalds calls apple pie. 🍎 🍏 🍎

I really want crapple pie! (only acceptable to be said when drunk or pregnant or late at night)

by key ran August 14, 2014

crapple-sized penis

A penis that is inadequate in length to satisify even the hornist of women.

Amongst hysertical laughter, a female rocket engineer was overhead talking to one of her friends about an ex-boyfriend who had a crapple-sized penis.

by wayoter May 2, 2005

holy crip its a crapple

when you have no idea someone is crippled and you invite them to play baseball for your team and he comes to the field in a wheel chair

"Holy crip its a crapple"

by jesus was a hirotic February 24, 2009

Crapple Bobbing

After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.

Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.

Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

big crapple

Slang for NYC mainly used by slick Tennesseans.

Won’t see that in the Big Crapple, Larry.

by ZammittaJ May 14, 2021