by phil McCrevice October 20, 2003
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The opportunity to go potty number two (defecate). This is an important thing for the many people who are constipated. These people will often shove the ground hog back in the hole because they can't go potty unless they are in a bathroom where they feel safe and comfortable. Usually such a bathroom exists only at home when others living with this person are at work or otherwise out. As a result, these people end up with very painful constipation.
Wife: "I have very bad gas and my tummy hurts! I haven't gone to the bathroom for five days".
Husband: : "Honey, did you have a crappertunity? You have to stop passing up crappertunities and go when you get a chance. Otherwise, you may explode!"
Husband: : "Honey, did you have a crappertunity? You have to stop passing up crappertunities and go when you get a chance. Otherwise, you may explode!"
by rb3 March 19, 2013
Get the Crappertunity mug.This is an appropriate abbreviation of "School Cafeteria" which encompasses the green beans in the jello, the mystery meat, and the raisin pot pies, all of which are not very palatable. You could say it's the school cafeteria, but why not use a better word, "crappeteria."
I thought of this thinking of a word that is already in use, "cinemuck" to describe the crud that collects on the floor in a theater.
I thought of this thinking of a word that is already in use, "cinemuck" to describe the crud that collects on the floor in a theater.
by dw817 October 6, 2015
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Get the Crappetizer mug.You've seen Looksies Crapsies everywhere. They're dully sitting on the shelves in your dining room and bursting out the seems at your grandma's house. Sometimes they're hung up and displayed on the wall with hollow phrases like 'Family' and 'Live, Laugh, Love' *insert audible gag
These are all the knick knacks you've acquired throughout your mundane life and are now (proudly?) displaying around your house in an effort to appear refined and cultured. But it's really just a bunch of stuff that is taking up space. Looksies Crapsies serve no utility purpose, they are simply Things To Look At (Looksies) that are essentially just Crap (Crapsies).
These are all the knick knacks you've acquired throughout your mundane life and are now (proudly?) displaying around your house in an effort to appear refined and cultured. But it's really just a bunch of stuff that is taking up space. Looksies Crapsies serve no utility purpose, they are simply Things To Look At (Looksies) that are essentially just Crap (Crapsies).
"The things you own, end up owning you. Martha Stewart is polishing brass Looksies Crapsies on the Titanic, it's all going down man" - Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
"I bought a miniature Eiffel Tower replica as a souvenir from a guy (one of thousands, isn't that A-MA-ZING?!?) who was selling them on the street in Paris. Can't wait to put it on our coffee table to show how well traveled and cultured we are!" - Karen
"I bought a miniature Eiffel Tower replica as a souvenir from a guy (one of thousands, isn't that A-MA-ZING?!?) who was selling them on the street in Paris. Can't wait to put it on our coffee table to show how well traveled and cultured we are!" - Karen
by Robthegreat March 26, 2021
Get the Looksies Crapsies mug.An irritated or inflamed anal area. "The chappies" is a condition somewhat like hemorrhoids but on a more temporary basis. Chappies are usually caused by excessive ass wiping due to having the shits or by excessive moist farts causing a sore, irritated anal region.
"Damn, Frank's food was so greasy I had the shits all day. Now I've got the chappies so bad I can hardly sit down!"
by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004
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