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Cranter

Crappy-Banter
Someone who thinks they're funny, but actually their jokes are so 1973 its untrue.
A Bantersauras-Rex who is tired may throw out some cranter as they are too tired to think straight.
Sophie: You smell like fish and chips
James: .....*pause*.... YOU smell like fish and chips
Sophie: Absolute cranter!
by Windybey August 23, 2012
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Cranktop

The art of cranktopping.
To cranktop.
Dat ass was cranktopping in those jeans last night.
Dude, I cranktopped all over that test.
by bigbangcranktopper69 September 6, 2012
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crabstep

The proper way to dance to dubstep.

To achieve this dance move, one must begin in a deep, open stance squat with one's arms extended out to the sides, elbows slightly bent, with the palms held upward. The dancer must then alternate shrugging each shoulder (as though he or she is "weighing the scale") while simultaneously scuttling side to side like a crab to the rhythm of the music.
"Everyone was crabstepping after the drop. It was a sight to behold."
by e^2 January 18, 2013
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Crastard

that guy keeps looking at me, what a crastard
by The vagina destroyer August 9, 2009
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crabstickz

A young British youtuber (real name Christopher James Kendall) who has a fan base of teenagers, most of them teenage girls from 13 to 17. His videos are mainly comedies: parodies of films and celebrities. He is friends with Charlie McDonnell and PJ Liguori; both of them fellow youtubers and both have a large fan base of teenage girls. He is a cinema lover and wants to become and actor.
Abigail: Have you seen crabstickz's latest video?
Olive: The 'Sherlock' parody? Yes, I loved it! Crabstickz is hot!
by cumberqueen March 30, 2012
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crapstorm

a really filthy dirty house with lots of clutter, dust, and dirt. A cleaned up version of the word "shitstorm."
Someone walks into a dirty house and says "it looks like a crapstorm hit this place."
by cmhouse March 19, 2007
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crasterbation

Jerking off with your own tears. Made popular by the movie "Waiting"
"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."
by Jorpy12 June 19, 2006
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