Canice

Canice is the name of the most caring person you will ever meet , he will do anything for the people he loves. Canice will never fail to put a smile on your face and make you laugh. There isn't many people with a name like his , he is extremely rare and hard to find anyone like him. He loves being spontaneous and going on random adventures. He has a heart of gold, so if you come across a canice make sure you keep him in your life.

Canice is the MOST amazing person , you'll ever meet.

by buddy robins January 12, 2021

Cock Craning

To peek over the shoulder of the person in front of you in order to catch a glimpse of cock.

1. Tom got a black eye from cock craning for too long in the gents.
2. It took Bob a while to notice that Tony was cock craning behind him.
3. No-one in the polaroid photo could work out who the thin man cock craning behind them was.

by Bagel Dave July 3, 2006

Alex cRanch

The only black, water polo playing, elf to ever escape from the north pole

Whats that thing floating in the water, is it an Alex cranch

by Fuck ja police November 4, 2011

craniorectal inversion

A state of being usually adopted by middle management types whereby one's head is inserted into one's own arse. Considered to be quite an accomplishment by middle management types, given that their heads are at the same time permanently stuck in the respective arses of upper management types.

Psychologist: "The patient appears to be suffering from a chronic case of craniorectal inversion. What does he do for a living?"
Psych ward Nurse: "He's the manager of the Hospital's Human Relations team. He answers to the Director."
Psychologist: "Say no more."

by Apathetic Care Bear January 31, 2005

craic killer

Someone who spoils fun

Aoife : come and dance with me
Ruby : no

Aoife : aw don’t be such a craic killer

by Scraic Bois July 21, 2019

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

A lyric in a song known as "Dre Day". This was a song created in 1992 by Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and featured a few other rappers. The lyric: "So if you want to keep poppin that shit and get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, step right up!"

This is probably what a lot of people on this site are probably going to end up have happening to them.

by The Kentucky Yankee February 5, 2005

Cranium Basher

in DOTA: Costs 3220 gold

Requires: Gauntlets of Ogre Strength,Mithril Hammer,Cranium Basher Recipe Scroll

Gives: +30 Damage ,+3 Str Passive: Bash 15% Chance (10% for Ranged), 1.1 Second Stun, +25 Bonus Damage on Bash

2 basher percentage : 15% + (85% x 15%) = 27.75% ... so it is not exactly 30% (thanks to fellow dotaers on google).

A great item for most melee heroes. Most noticibly used on Naix, Magina, Faceless Void, Troll, Balanar etc...
Use with caution, good for some permabash/permastun

"fuck im naix and im getting owned early game"
"shit happens"
"what should i save up for?"
"duo cranium bashers = permastun and its gg"
"fuck that im going to buy dagon"

by I_luv_mcdicks August 15, 2007