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cranker

A BIG hoe; slut; female who gets males just but fuckin' them. (DC,MD,VA word)
All my mans and them and even my lil bro had that cranker!
by Lil KK October 8, 2003
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cranberrery

1. Adjective. The state of mind/blood alcohol level in which you are in a perpetual state of happiness that can not be ruined by anyone in grumpy town. This is usually brought on by enjoying several vodka cranberries in a hot tub but is also a way of life.

2. Noun. The general region around Kelly's hot tub that is often protected by a icy walk way and fortified by a wall of empty beers and frozen clothing that got left out the night before. This region is directly adjecent to Grumpy Town.
Nick, Kelly, and Trevor are feeling so cranberrery.
by Trevor Pratt January 21, 2008
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the cranberries

one of the coolest irish bands, or the only one
by cranberies fan March 27, 2004
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cranberry juice

-juice made out of cranberries and is available at grocery stores and bars.
-(customer) "cranberry juice"
-(bartender)...nods and gives customer his drink
-(other customer)"cranberry juice, my girlfriend drinks it when shes having her period.......are you having your period?"
-(customer)........(waits about 3 seconds)
SMASH
by The Myyyuuuhh Guy May 11, 2009
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craper jack

some one who craps in some ones car on a hot day
hey dj do u want to go to my house
sure lets go
they get in car
some laid a craper jack in my car
by brockett January 28, 2009
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Cranberry Punishment

When you kick someone in the face, spit on them, then point at them.
After being tormented by the bully for the whole, he finally stood up for himself and served up a heaping dose of cranberry punishment.
by Unbreakable Boy June 23, 2013
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Crater Flap

When you are born with your penis hole in the wrong place and surgically have to have another hole poked into the tip of your penis. A Crater Flap is the old hole that was sewed closed.
Hey bro! Did you know that I have a Crater Flap?
by NanTheMemeMan May 7, 2018
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