cranberrery 

1. Adjective. The state of mind/blood alcohol level in which you are in a perpetual state of happiness that can not be ruined by anyone in grumpy town. This is usually brought on by enjoying several vodka cranberries in a hot tub but is also a way of life.

2. Noun. The general region around Kelly's hot tub that is often protected by a icy walk way and fortified by a wall of empty beers and frozen clothing that got left out the night before. This region is directly adjecent to Grumpy Town.

Nick, Kelly, and Trevor are feeling so cranberrery.

cranberrery by Trevor Pratt January 21, 2008

cranberry mist 

When a girl on her period queefs and a red, bloody mist sprays out of her vagina.

I went down on my girlfriend and didn't know she starting ragging until she queefed and I caught a cranberry mist in the face.

cranberry mist by cookiesandtits April 24, 2014

Cranberry Fucknut 

Probably the best insult to use. Ever. Use it instead of dipshit, or even ass hat.

Man, you can be a real cranberry fucknut sometimes.

Cranberry Fucknut by HoodyDoodyCominInForTheBooty January 20, 2016

Sprite Cranberry 

A seasonal variation of Sprite that is truly the nectar of the gods. Most commonly drunk in thirstier times of the year. Popularized by artist DRAM and LeBron James.

Lebron: Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

Sprite Cranberry by Spaghetti-Os November 22, 2018

Sprite Cranberry 

A very rare and limited beverage. It tastes like the nectar of the gods, and those who taste it have big pp

Lebron James: wanna Sprite Cranberry?

Sprite Cranberry by Skoogled December 6, 2018

Cranberry Flem

Exactly what it sounds like. The red-purple sputum that is a mixture of cranberry pulp and the excess mucus caused by irritation from drinking the acidic juice. Similar substances can come out of drinking lemon or grapefruit juice, but those tend to be a less alarming and therefore noteworthy color.

"Holy shit, did you just cough up blood?!"
"No, that's just cranberry flem; I drank some cranberry juice earlier"
"Oh... Gross"

Cranberry Flem by depressedannie September 9, 2016

Sprite Cranberry 

The best elixir of them all. It's said it manifests it's power in the consumers, and if you aren't worthy of it, you will get obliterated.

Want a Sprite Cranberry? (Uh-huh.) - Lebron James and the musician from Sprite's 'Sprite Cranberry' advertisement.

Sprite Cranberry by rufoosy December 16, 2018