Craiggers

Hookers or escorts from the Exotic section of craigslist. Often enjoy doing blow with clients, and getting gang banged

After some pinchies, we went and got some craiggers.

by pinchyheads October 21, 2010

Craiget

Craiget is a crazy motherfucker. He is an artist on youtube who does comedy videos, parodies, sketches, music and movies.

Oh you got jokes huh? What? You think you craiget or what?

by chavez85 April 30, 2011

Craiggedy-Ann

When the Captain, your boss, is screwing the secretary and she's on the rag; he pulls out, and gives her a mushroom stamp on either cheek, hence; a Craiggedy-Ann, and then she laughs hysterically like the laugh whore she is!

Person 1: Now what is the secretary laughing at?

Person 2: The Captain just gave her a Craiggedy-Ann, she is such a freakin laugh whore!

by r-dog October 19, 2006

Craiging

To ruining a happy home due to lack of self love/ no respect.

A guy I knew for a while was craiging until he got caught up!

by Stop craiging March 5, 2018

craiging

a generic pejorative term for a person (craig) who wastes (lagging) long periods of time through inaction, thereby screwing up everybody else's part of a project, process, or activity

At any place where someone is disappointed and put out by having to always wait for someone else to "do their job" or get something done...but here we're in an office where Sarah hopes to get promoted because she has done a great job getting the Murphy Project off the ground, but is still waiting on Craig, a self-described 'bean counter' in accounting, to open his email from six months ago.

"Do you have those numbers, Sarah, so we can move forward with the project?", asks Carol, the VP.

"I'm sorry Carol, but accounting is still craiging behind the rest of the teams. We've reached out to them, but there's just no answer," she says, seeing her promotion hopes dwindle.

by Pete Henlein September 6, 2018

Craiged

Losing ones high-paying, high-profile job after getting caught trying to seduce an undercover cop in a bathroom.

Mike was craiged from his VP job after that airport bathroom sting operation.

by jrod147 March 11, 2008

craigen

Someone who always seems to contribute to the failure of a well constructed plan.

*After 3 hours of thinking up a plan*

Plan maker: Right, that's the plan for tonight, just waiting for you now lee.

Lee: Sounds good, only one problem..

Plan maker: What's that?

Lee: I'm not out tonight.

Plan maker: z0mg, what'a craigen you are!

by Gee-Dee June 4, 2009