The Lord Crack. A Crack master, a crack lover, someone who is so high on crack, that they own ass. Also a faggish rabbit who hops around in shrubbery searching for crack rocks which it gets high on. In rare forms, an insult uses between overweight homosexual geese.

Goose 1: I'm so fat, fuck..
Goose 2: Fuck you, Cracklord!
Dude: Shit, I'm so high on crack I could be a goose
Goose 1: Fuck you cracklord!
Goose 2: Yeah, ur shitting us off!
Dude: Shit geese, Im as high as a cracklord!

by cdogg23 November 8, 2007

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crackhore

a whore that chases cracks no matter what shape or form it may be in.

look at that crackhore he would take anything home.

by pongopudgoa April 22, 2008

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clockwork creepypasta

Natalie Oulette, or as she is more famously known, Clockwork, was once a normal, unassuming teenage girl, but her nature changed drastically when her family started verbally and physically abusing her (the age of which the abuse began to happen is unknown, although many agree that she was first abused when she was very young); Natalie was unable to tell anyone at the time. She wholly believes that time, and the concept of it, is against her, and led to her abuse.
Follow her journey through her childhood, abuse, the antagonizing of time, and losing her sanity.

Natalie: Hello
Victim: Kill it kill it kill it kill Clockwork creepypasta!

by AQbitNamedBoy May 7, 2018

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