cracker jack bitch

A dumb white bitch. A white trashy woman. A woman that eats crumbs off the ground.

Look at that cracker jack bitch eating crumbs from the sidewalk.

Let's go before all the cracker jack bitches arrive.

by Dirt¥~Dog™ November 28, 2017

Cracker God

The whitest man alive , controls anything white, the more he tans in the sun the whiter he gets.

that guy is such a cracker god

by cheek clapper 69 December 18, 2018

cracker bitch

More so; a collection of people categorized broadly as a species of any race (black, brown, or white) man or woman that shares local social qualities for a particular municipality or environment in Corporate America. Mostly but not limited to the use of typical government employees powers. They are usually sick, evil individuals that live only for their weekly small paychecks while attacking their everyday fellow brothers and sisters by weaponizing rules, laws, policy, and code violations only to hurt their own well-being and future of their off-spring. These people (cracker bitches) operating memorandum is similar to the stereotypical label of a "Karen" unnecessarily calling of the cops for any and every reason possible. Or snitching to the school principle. Or your best friend telling your secrets. Or filing grievances with your boss to get you fired. More so the phrase is confused with labeling only whites, but these days the blacks are becoming so hypocritical in their beliefs, and misunderstandings about the world we live in that they are cracker bitches to.

Sir why are you standing there watching birds in the park, I am calling the cops.

Shut up you cracker bitch!

Ms Parker that neighbor with the Afro across the street keeps reporting my hedge height to code enforcement.

Sarah he ain't nothing but a cracker bitch!

That cracker bitch rides around all day finding anyone they can fuck over.

The cracker bitch in human resources keeps sending the grievance committee in my office.

The cracker bitch working at the register secretly hates all white men, and will she will provide snot nosed attitude to them trying to pick a fight so she can try to have them trespassed from the property .

I didn't throw my milk in the garbage at lunch today in the cafeteria. That cracker bitch in the red shirt ran over to the principle and pointed right at me.

I called that angry black woman a cracker bitch for calling the cops on me for no reason, she laughed and flee'd the scene.

by joey jaw breakers FLA August 25, 2022

skanky cracker

A female who defies the meaning of being a slut. This female will sleep with your best friend if they get the chance. They are also known to frequent seedy night spots and tend not to attract cunninglingus due to them having an abundance of sexually transmitted diseases

"Hey Alec did you observe that skanky cracker trying to attract some oral sex from that poor homeless man."

by Shane54 August 3, 2006

cream crackered

Knackered (as in extremely tired). Rhyming slang.

I am cream crackered!

by dan September 2, 2004

Florida Cracker

A rare breed, a true Native Floridian, whose family has lived out in more rural parts of the state for many generations and continues to do so. Known to be very self-sufficient by growing or hunting their own food and building their own homes. Not at all like what most people nowadays picture as a Floridian. A Florida Cracker is a true Southerner, not a transplant from a Northern state. The Florida Cracker is kin to the Georgia Cracker.

People ask me where I am from, assuming everyone in Florida must be from another state and are shocked to learn that I am a Florida Cracker.

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

cracker stew

When you order a bowl of soup and continue to keep refilling it with free crackers until it eventually becomes "cracker stew."

Jim: I'm starving but I've only got two dollars with me today.
Stan: You can always make cracker stew if you need to stretch your coins in the cafeteria.

by gyrfalcon206 November 19, 2010