crackerjacking someone

You give someone the best possible blowjob you can while fingering their butt

I was crackerjacking someone in the bathroom!!

by Krepy kerby September 28, 2017

Crackerjacking

A person of color who tries to embrace White/European culture and appearance. Guys are often referred to as Uncle Tom's and women use Whitening Skin Cream to crackerjack their appearance. Women will also spend thousands of dollars in the beauty salon getting a Brazilian Blow Out in effort to get hair that can blow in the wind hairstyle.

You see Kaysheniqua over there with Karen, Janette and Abby? She'll soon change her name to Kaylie, by the way, what happen to her cornrows? She must be crackerjacking!

by BahamaBoy73 August 23, 2021

fudgenit crackerjack box

a word used in place for a cuss word like, fuck.

Girl1: Fudgenit crackerjack box, i forgot my ipod at home...

Girl2: Your an idiot...

Girl1: I know. ^^

by sashamutt January 18, 2010

Crackerjacked

The act of looking over someones shoulder while they are typing a text or email and stealing the contact information.

(Often to message the stolen contact later in secret)

"Hey bro is your girlfriend writing your old cellmate?"

"Yeah, he must have crackerjacked me when i messeged her at 3rd chow."

by Batsquirrel May 14, 2019

Crackerjacked

Has been stolen by a crackhead or drug addict of similar intelligence level.

That crackhead stole my TV. It's been Crackerjacked.

by Truevil August 3, 2009

crackerjack

Guy that walks around in a cammo jacket.Someone who wears a crackjacket like heavily mottled cammo but not in the military.

That guys got a crackjacket on he's a crackerjack.

by craigsstrat July 31, 2019

Crackerjacked

When you fall in love with a white girl and later find out she’s a dope fiend

What happened to Adam he was doing so well till he got with Chinele? He got crackerjacked !

by $DaddyHZ November 24, 2024