Croc-butter

(As defined my Maddox) - That feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.

Ach! Eating at McDonald's wasn't a good idea!

Why not?

I can taste croc-butter!

by Boots Mgee December 9, 2007

Crock Pottin'

To hold in a fart for a very long time period, and when it is released it smells like a cooked fart.

Person 1: Ah man, that smells absolutely terrible.
Person 2: Yea i know, I've been crock pottin' that the entire plane ride.

by Toats McGoats August 26, 2009

croch mace

The terrible smell from one's private parts.

I went down on that girl, but i got blinded by her awful croch mace.

by chop schopp November 13, 2009

Croc Blocked

When NFL QB Brett Favre texts pictures of himself masturbating in nothing but crocs to sports reporter Jenn Sterger, only to have his cunning advances spurned.

Tony Kornheiser: Man, looks like Favre really got croc blocked by Ms. Sterger on that one!

Al Michaels: You're still not funny.

Tony Kornheiser: Brett Favre!

by Marty.R August 5, 2010

Croc Tan

The tan one gets after wearing crocs in the sun for an extended period of time.

Before wearing crocs, it is important to apply sunscreen to the feet, in order to avoid croc tan.

by Mrmcchicken July 6, 2011

load of crock

Meaning a lie, what you say isn't entirely true, a bullshitter, something you say can be proven otherwise, etc.

Everything that Jimmie says is a "load of crock" you can't believe anything he says.
That sign we passed said Belview was 200 miles away. That was a "a load of crock."

by MillionWords January 29, 2017

crocked

shitfaced,drunk,done,burnt,and other wise completely fucked up

We just cracked open the Souther Comfort and got crocked.

by shitter friend October 5, 2003