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Cosmoplasia

The universe multiplying into its multidimensional form.
Remember when people thought cosmoplasia was the universe fracturing into pieces and then learned the universe was actually multiplying itself into a bigger version of itself?
by Quantum Informant August 5, 2022
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Cosmopolitan

Any urbanite that influences politics. Referring to often left-wing city dwellers such as hipsters, punks, communists, etc.
Also often used by MEAN ALT RIGHT NAZIS to DOGWHISTLE ANTISEMITISM.
Rural Farmer: Man I'm sick of all these cosmopolitans influencing our politics!
Cosmopolitan: THATS ANTI-SEMETIC!
Rural Farmer: What?
by CrinnerBeater88 December 23, 2022
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Cosmopolisnob

A person who exhibits an inflated sense of self-importance based on their cosmopolitan residence, and also behaves as if they have personally contributed to its prestige and allure, despite having made no notable contributions themselves. This person basks in the reflected glory of their city, leveraging its accomplishments to inflate their own self-worth. The word is a portmanteau that combines "cosmopolitan" and "snob."
Josh, a native of Los Angeles, sneered at the modest midwestern city he was forced to visit for work, for he was a cosmopolisnob.
by Mr Freckle June 13, 2023
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cosmopolian

a word your friend says when they are meaning cosmopolitan
what is that drink ummm..... a cosmopolian?
no idiot it's cosmopolitan
by Nina C2000 April 17, 2024
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cosmopolian

a word your friend says when thinking about a cosmopolitan
what's that drink ummm.... a cosmopolian?
no idiot it's a cosmopolitan.
by Nina C2000 April 17, 2024
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Cosmopolitan Hippo

The act of urinated, defecating, and ejaculating on naked, obese woman; typically in the all-fours position.
Yeah man I am pretty exhausted, didn’t sleep much last night. I had to make the cosmopolitan hippo last night.
by SwiftNova1087 January 27, 2026
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