- a gargantuan, orange President-shaped monster that stomps its way through American city scapes spreading coronavirus through its large, pursed puckerhole yelling MAGA.
by dissedurban October 6, 2020
Get the Covidon mug.When you make an easy mistake, one that would not have happened between 12/31/2019 and 01/01/2021. Said mistakes occur because the human brain enters "survivor mode" (validated by NPR/PBS).
Per a validated source, untraditional or non-recognizable stress to the human brain occurs when in "panic and defense mode." The brain is so focused on protecting the body from eminent dangers, whether or not those are in the physical environment or not, the brain channels energies toward those non-tangible defense mechanisms, thereby depleting the resources for other thought tracks. As a result, if one felt more inept, "stupid" or struggling to get standard tasks accomplished during the beginning of the pandemic, or any point thereafter, that is why. Look it up. It is a proven fact. The brain takes working orders from subluminal parts of the body over which we have no control.
Per a validated source, untraditional or non-recognizable stress to the human brain occurs when in "panic and defense mode." The brain is so focused on protecting the body from eminent dangers, whether or not those are in the physical environment or not, the brain channels energies toward those non-tangible defense mechanisms, thereby depleting the resources for other thought tracks. As a result, if one felt more inept, "stupid" or struggling to get standard tasks accomplished during the beginning of the pandemic, or any point thereafter, that is why. Look it up. It is a proven fact. The brain takes working orders from subluminal parts of the body over which we have no control.
I was racing to get the kids out of the house, with face masks and all of their computer equipment and snow gear, then I wanted to be super efficient (per usual for me) so I loaded the dishwasher and when I got home, I found my hair dryer in the dishwasher. CovidMyBad
Another true example...
"Why did you add this budget item three times into the forecast model?"
"I have no idea. I thought I was being super thorough. CovidMyBad."
Or...
"Why did you just back the car THROUGH the closed garage door?"
"Sorry, COVIDMyBad"
Another true example...
"Why did you add this budget item three times into the forecast model?"
"I have no idea. I thought I was being super thorough. CovidMyBad."
Or...
"Why did you just back the car THROUGH the closed garage door?"
"Sorry, COVIDMyBad"
by RosemarySailboat January 7, 2021
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Covidom • Covidomesticated • covidometre • Covidocious • covidophobia • Covidork • Covidamin • Covidamned • covidamus • Covidcomfy
One who continues to self-righteously make wrong predictions and projections about Covid-19 but never admits to being wrong previously.
Example everything covidamus Fauci said in March of 2020 compared to what he’s saying and doing now.
Example covidamus“it will take years to have a COVID-19 vaccine” said every expert covidamus in summer 2020 now covidamus are bragging about being vaccinated.
Example covidamus“it will take years to have a COVID-19 vaccine” said every expert covidamus in summer 2020 now covidamus are bragging about being vaccinated.
by Brukerrr March 28, 2021
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Get the Covidsmash mug.Jesus, have you heard ? Chad is Covid positive and has already infected 100 cases in just one day, he is a Covidmancer.
by Zackers Thundercock November 16, 2021
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by nascarflex October 11, 2022
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