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She gave him a covered blowjob.
by Captain Steve August 2, 2007
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covered wagon

When your in the bed with a loved one. Let out the most potent fart....bad enough to currdle milk then hurry and pulled the covers over your loves head. Forcing her to smell the rankness.
How about a covered wagon after the nights sex babe?
by muffkateer September 21, 2006
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got me covered

Indication that the speaker has been placed in a bad or precarious situation.
You mean we gotta turn around and drive fifty miles back to your house because you forgot your medication? Man, you got me covered.
by mkstyles November 9, 2006
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covered in minge

You are said to be "covered in minge" when sat between two girls or women.

-Andrew Cross
He's sat between Sandra and Sue...

Yeah just look at him, he's covered in minge.
by poulter7 July 29, 2006
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smothered and covered

the act of smothering a persons face with a pillow while cumming on them
i smothered and covered this donkey last night to the point when she was passed out.
by zachduval July 18, 2007
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Chocolate Covered Strawberry

Noun, used to describe a distended rectal cavity, where upon the unlucky subject has 'an accident' and shit themselves unmercifully. The result, sadly, is a bright red bulge that has poo all over it. Hence, chocolate-covered strawberry.
"Did you see that Chad took off on another holiday and left us in a lurch?"
"That chach. What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to make him eat a Chocolate covered Strawberry. Then we'll be Even Steven."
by GNox July 5, 2006
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