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Counterfat

When you are poor you you have too hustle too sale counterfeit merch.
When you are rich your lawyers have to hustle too sale counterfat merch.
If you are poor and middle class your reproductions are counterfit.

If you are rich and have lots of lawyers your counterfeits are counterfats.
by Mega dude December 2, 2019
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counterintuitive

the act of dating an under classmen that is at least 2 years younger than you
a senior dating a sophmore while both are still in highschool

"Oh hes dating that sophmore?"
"Yeah that is pretty counterintuitive"
by wack guy February 3, 2012
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Counterfeit Tsundere

A cheep imitation of a Tsundere. Used to describe a female anime/manga/game character with violent mood swings and a physically abusive personality. While a true Tsundere eventually warms up and calms down, even becoming quite nice near the end, a Counterfeit Tsundere does not and keeps her violent personality all throughout the show/book/game. The character's violence is mainly focused upon the main male character, though sometimes it can be targeted at others as well. Most of the anime Counterfiet Tsundere's are voiced by Japanese voice actress Rei Kugimiya. Basically a Counterfeit Tsunere is a girl with a bi-polar disorder.
Examples of Counterfeit Tsunderes include Shana, Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière, Nagi Sanzen'in, Taiga Aisaka, Naru Narusagawa.
by Mad_Dog7 August 13, 2010
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Counterfactual

Something that is not factual
Man 1: 6 plus 4 is 9
Man 2: That is so counterfactual!
by Dressing and Gravy January 31, 2019
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counterstrike

Originally a multiplayer mod for the 1999 game Half Life, it exploded with the dedication of mod makers and "famous" hacking clans. Went from a semi-fun game and moderatly known to a huge topic of conversation game. These hackers claimed to be the shit because they could get (thats right, GET, these fags dont make their own shit) aimbots for a 6 year old game.

Soon after this became a game for any looser who couldnt spell 'computer'. Every skateboarding douche came to this game and claimed to be a PC Gamer because they clicked a mouse and killed someone one time.

In short, this is a game for posers. Used to be fun, but with the hackers and loosers, it just isnt worth playing.
*Amid the sounds of skateboards* Hey, you guys wanna go play some Counterstrike? I will totally...how do you say...own? you? Is that right?
by CS H8r July 17, 2005
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Counterstrike

Counterstrike is the first add-on pack for Command & Conquer: Red Alert. It adds new units to Red Alert such as Wonderdogs and Super Jets, as well as giving players new missions and unlocking the secret of the Ant Missions hinted at in the original Red Alert manual.
No, not Counter-Strike, the wildly-popular Half-Life modification. Counterstrike. For Red Alert.
by Joseph D. Collins May 1, 2005
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Counterstrike

A mixed shot containing 1 part Jagermeister, 1 part Tequila.
Created in the midst of a drunken LAN party, the Counterstrike is a shot that's guaranteed to have you wishing you were either: a. Dead or b. Able to stop puking
Man... that last round of Counterstrikes really fucked me up. I'm gone.
by SmokeyJ February 20, 2005
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