Cotter

You get cotters in your hair! They are knots/tags.

"Bloody hell! Pass me a brush - my hair is full of cotters!"

"My hair is so cottered!"

by Katie Medd June 21, 2007

coated

To turn someones coat inside out, and zip it/button it back up the wrong way.
Highly annoying for the person whose coat it is, highly amusing for everyone else
Created at Herne Bay High, similar to bagged

Rex; ha, i coated rory
Sam; aha yeh, that's lolworthy
Rory; fuckers.

by Sax February 6, 2008

Cotterplex

–adjective.

A Condition in which one may think they're depressed but upon further inspection finds they are actually hungry

James "Whoa dude. I'm feeling so depressed"
Ben "Let's speak further of this over a Deluxe Whopper."
James "Thanks man, i'm feeling so much better now. I had a serious Cotterplex going on there"

by ocker May 22, 2009

catted

Copied. As in copy cat.

"Jammer catted griminal wiv its a looot"

by CattedCatCatsCatted April 5, 2008

cotten cooch

The state-of-being of a vagina after wiping in the bathroom. This occurs when tissue residue is left on the vagina.

Yeah, man, I went to eat her out and she had a case of cotten cooch!

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

cottee

meaning: king of the jungle. could be described as a glass of cottee's cordial or the head jock. everyone knows a cottee.

person A: "did you hear about cottee?"
person B: "he's like the hottest guy"

by titleist October 6, 2008

Sugar Coated Sara Lee

Gingerly licking of sugar sprinkled prolapsed colon as though one would lick off the frosting of a Sara Lee cupcake

My gf have way too much anal sex and she got a prolapse colon so I did the smart thing and gave her a Sugar Coated Sara Lee...it was fucking delish

by tastercakes June 27, 2011