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out of your cotton-picking mind

A condition where you are not thinking properly. Not in your normal state, not working with your normal faculties. Out of your gourd, feeling crazy enough to do something you would never normally do. Generally considered to be related to the odd behavior of heat stroke victims or victims of exhaustion, conditions that people who would pick cotton for a living in very hot or very stressful conditions might end up suffering.
"What did you do THAT for? Are you out of your cotton-picking mind?"

"He's babbling like an idiot, like he's out of his cotton-picking mind."
by Nightowl223 May 20, 2016
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Cottlestone Pie

Cottleston Pie Definition:

It stands for Inner Nature.

The song from Winne the Pooh is explained in the book "The Tao of Pooh"

“A fly can’t bird, a bird can fly.” Very simple. Very obvious. And yet, you’d be surprised how many people violate this simple principle every day of their lives. It means that we're all different individuals even though created equal.

“A fish can’t whistle and neither can I.” Coming from a wise mind, such a statement might mean, “I have certain limitations, and I know what they are.” Unfortunately, some people-who always seem to think they're smarter than fish and birds, somehow-aren't so wise, and end up causing big trouble for themselves and others.

"Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie
Why does a chicken, I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie"

All we have to do is recognize Inner Nature and work with things as they are- after all "You can't get very far if you don't know who you are"
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
Inner Nature

-Cottleston Pie sounds better, said Pooh.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
"Things are as they are"
"Better...But it still doesn't rhyme" said Pooh.
Cottletone, Cottlestone, Cottlestone Pie.
(from "The Tao of Pooh")
by Effechi April 9, 2010
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cottonheaded ninnymuggins

a dumb elf, as coined in the movie "Elf"
"i'm nothing but a cottonheaded ninnymuggins"
by dfg January 5, 2004
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cotton panel

Apparently something that allows a vagina to breathe.
1)She seemed to be suffocating, but the gathering crowd didn't seem concerned. Her panties were constructed with a cotton panel.
2)When asked if her pussy would like something to eat, she seemed surprised, but the bartender motioned to her cotton panel, and she gave him a Mentos smile and agreed that a cocktail might do the trick.
by Pantaloon January 14, 2008
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cotton slut

A man or woman who would do just about anything for a tee shirt.
I'm a cotton slut, I'm going to this event just because they're offering a teeshirt.
by Casedork September 24, 2004
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Cotton Boner

When you get hard and/or are being shaved by your farmer/master and get sexual feelings toward him/her. Usually happens at the point in your sheepy life at the age of adolescence. Cotton Boners are natural things and should not be ridiculed or made fun of.
"Do you see Jimmy's Cotton Boner? It's HUGE!"

"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"

"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"

"I fuck sheep..."
by SheepsHaveBigDicks February 25, 2012
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cottiered

The act of falsifying a document because he/ she is too lazy to check physically
Don't believe those readings because it's all cottiered.
by kalayBwoy June 14, 2017
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