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Put her on a cot 

When a super hot girl is half-naked in your house but you don't want to have sex with her... put her on cot!
You hooked up with a Russian girl on New Year's Eve, she is totally ready, and then she puked in your bathroom. And you no longer want to have sex with her. Then, you put her on a cot!

caught-cot merger

The Caught-Cot merger is currently happening in the United States. The Caught-Cot merger usually happens when people are born in the Western U.S. and most likely learn the word Caught. Caught in the western U.S. sounds like cot. FYI, Cot is a sheet of a blanket that goes over the pillow. This could possibly change the U.S. if more people are born in the Western U.S. and move east, marry a woman, and teach their children how to say caught then most likely they would say /cot/ instead of learning it differently.
Mrs. Lason: Johnny, please say the word caught.
Johnny: Caught?

Mrs. Lason: Yes Johnny.
Johnny: OK. /cot/

The Caught-Cot Merger could not be explained but if you were born in the Western U.S., You would say /cot/.
caught-cot merger by Smart4Life February 9, 2017

three hots and a cot

Room and board, especially in a place that is sparsely furnished.
The Army wasn't much fun, but at least I always had three hots and a cot.

3 hots and a cot 

That's all u get if you're in prison. 3 hot meals and a cot to sleep on. That's all playa
When u go to jail, son, all u get is 3 hots and a cot
3 hots and a cot by Big Bear June 16, 2003

two free hots and a cot

slang term for prison or jail, because you get two hot meals and a cot to sleep on
"What did Greg get for robbin the liquor store?"
"Three years of two free hots and a cot."

Moroccan Cot Death 

A sexual act whereby, unbeknown to your sexual partner, you light a small fire underneath the cot of your's and your partners sleeping baby. you then proceed you have rigorous sex with your girlfriend from behind, still attempting to see how long you can hold on for whilst she tries to scramble away from your clutches to save the baby. Requires a large degree of resilience.
"My bird is not talking to me at the moment. I tried a quick Moroccan cot death on her last night and she didnt see the fun side"
Moroccan Cot Death by Teddy West November 3, 2012