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Simon Cowelling

1. Giving everything a snarky and brutal thumbs down or hyper-generous thumbs up and presenting it as an expert opinion, while using an authoritative voice.

2. Progressive cultural and artistic ruin caused by the promotion of music that is sung in an artistically dead, soulless, and ambitious manner.
1. He was Simon Cowelling the movie, the restaurant's menu, and even the waitress when it was time to leave a tip. Then he Jeremy Clarksoned my car on the way home. Even his girlfriend was embarrassed.

2. Commercial radio has been Simon Cowelling us since the beginning.
by Ramblingvine July 22, 2009
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cornell

Where hopeful youth go to have their aspirations obliterated. See: antonyms for Disneyworld, Utopia
Neil: "Yo, dude! I'm goin to Cornell!"

Brian: "Can I have your stereo after you jump off the bridge?"
by bobbysss July 31, 2008
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Cornell Girl

A girl who attends Cornell and is very smart, cool, pretty, slick, and suddenly after a week becomes blah because she is around boring smart people 24/7.
Sophie: Hey did you talk to Ashley last night?

Amy: Yeah, it is like she has become a Cornell Girl.

Sophie: Oh, boo.
by slycatstix August 26, 2009
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Cordell

Kameron Cordelled the girl next to him cause her to make noises
by piediehi September 5, 2014
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Cordell

Cordell

Cordell refers more often to a slick, dashing man with great charm. Cordell's are wonderful people and deserve to rule the world. Not only this, but Cordell's are the shit~!
Man one: "Hey have we met before?"

Man two: "No, I don't think so. I'm Cordell."

*~*Time Skip*~*

Man one: "You're my coolest guy I know, no wonder your name is Cordell!"
by ICrazyBish February 8, 2010
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cornell notes

On the eigth day Satan decended, in jew form, and created cornell notes. And the Jew ascended into the mountains in the north of city of angels and seeing as the people were with mirth the jew said "Do unto the notes 20 pages a month" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "do unto notes 20 summaries" and he saw it was bad. And the Jew said "Do unto the notes 10 learning logs" and he saw it was bad. Many trembled in fear and tried to avert this disaster by throwing money at this jew woman with horns. Yet it was to no avail. And the children of Du unto the Arte wept in sorrow, for this creation could not be conquered.
Burn in cornell notes, jew-haters!
by Longman McDickert November 23, 2006
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Corbella

A strong last name, often of Spanish or Argentine heritage. Whoever is blessed with this last name is extremely intelligent and the most kind hearted person you will ever meet. General Castilian meaning: Beautiful Heart. Cor (Corazon/Heart) Bella (Beautiful). The few people that have this last name are good looking, smart, athletic, and great friends to all. They also make great boyfriends/girlfriends and even better lovers.
That girl is so nice! What's her name?" "Corbella!
by Dakfjafkajadlmfc June 14, 2010
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