Contactless

Contactless, a shmuck that has slip on shoes . So no laces or straps .

guy 1: Brooooo are those shoes contactless
guy 2: yes

by hawkk1 July 14, 2019

fa certain

to ensure, agree, or ask something, like for real or mos def

-She's hella sexy
-fa certain

by C-Hud September 6, 2005

Certainty Pimp

Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.

Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.

by Peter Kobs January 17, 2009

coitally disturbed

another word for fucked up.

John is coitally disturbed.

by doodness July 31, 2009

4th point of contact

A military term used to described your ass. Comes from paratrooper training. When you land after a jump, you hit the ground and roll. This causes your 1st POC to be the balls of your feet. 2nd POC is your calves. 3rd POC is your back of your thigh. 4th POC is you ass, and 5th Point Of Contact is your shoulder blade.

The idiot who listed 5th point of contact with a similar definition needs to get his head out of his 4th point of contact.

by LoudRed January 6, 2009

Coitastrophe

Catastrophic coitus. Aka terrible sex. When the P and the V just don't seem to sync correctly.

How was your date with Brian?

It was fine until we got back to my place. He couldn't keep it up. The cat tried to bite his dick. So I just blew him, so it would all be over. It was a coitastrophe.

by OMR-Louisville February 23, 2015

carta blanca

Literally meaning 'white card' or 'blank card'. free rein to do whatever.

You have carta blanca regarding the buffet. meaning you get to choose whatever food you like

by bossassbitch101 April 19, 2015