A strange land akin to Brittany full of English? Welsh? blokes in straw hats with shotguns who speak like pirates and make some cracking cider, the type that will make you go blind or mental with bits of unknown radioactive material floating about inside. No wonder why they talk to pixies; fun fact miners used to leave pieces of Cornish pasties out for the pixies until the Iron Lady fucked it up because the unions got arse on and now we import coal from every fucker else instead.
It is also a popular holiday destination for skint people up and down the country as well as a popular destination for old people to wait for time to run out on the clock. They used to speak their own language and 500 of them still do but the English fucked everything up like usual.
It is also a popular holiday destination for skint people up and down the country as well as a popular destination for old people to wait for time to run out on the clock. They used to speak their own language and 500 of them still do but the English fucked everything up like usual.
Hey kids, we're going on holiday to Cornwall because I'm a tight bastard.
"You mean that strange land of druids and fairies?"
No son, I don't know what the fuck you've been drinking but wait till you try some of this cider you'll be in a nut house dancing like a bellend to fidget rave music with some hippies in the middle of some cunt's field.
"You mean that strange land of druids and fairies?"
No son, I don't know what the fuck you've been drinking but wait till you try some of this cider you'll be in a nut house dancing like a bellend to fidget rave music with some hippies in the middle of some cunt's field.
by Champagne SOYcialist October 19, 2021
Get the Cornwallmug. When a person in military uniform sneaks into your house and puts unpopped corn kernels in your penis hole. Then he heats up the kernals till they pop, still inside your penis.
This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.
This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.
Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh last night?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?
by DrSeaman February 28, 2025
Get the Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcockingmug. by anonymous July 24, 2024
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Get the Cornwall dragonsmug.