The entity on which anything can be blamed. Based on the 19th century French gentleman Cornelius Poisson, who allegedly was part of a syndicate of operatives who throughout history have been behind some of the greatest horrors and plagues in our world, such as statistics and the black plague. He supposedly got assasinated doing what he did best with his right hand, in the place he loved the most, the opera house. Some say there is a hidden statue of him somewhere in the sewers of Paris guarded by rats still carying the bubonic plague and rabies.
by Cornelius Fish July 24, 2009
Get the Cornelius Fishmug. by wingydingy May 11, 2006
Get the cornelius fudgemug. A term used to describe a businessman in his late 40s in Singapore. The person usually has kids, tattoos, a drinking addiction, has a funny voice and wears rectangular glasses. This term came into popularity around 2019 where teenagers from schools threw this term at students fathers who for the description.
Person 1: Dude your dad is such a Cornelius Yap
Person 2: oh most definitely his drinking addiction keeps me up all night
Person 2: oh most definitely his drinking addiction keeps me up all night
by Cornelius Yap September 11, 2021
Get the Cornelius Yapmug. by gg harrison December 29, 2019
Get the felix corneliusmug. A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.
by MinitrueEmployee December 22, 2020
Get the Colonel Cornelius Cornwallmug. From the earth I rise, and to the earth I will one day return.
What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:
corn
Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.
It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.
Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.
Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-
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What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:
corn
Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.
It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.
Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.
Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-
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by bluevanman69 December 18, 2020
Get the Colonel Cornelius Cornwallmug. A man with beautiful hair and brows. Is strait but seems gay as fuck. He owns a nice chocolate man. Cornelius is usually called just Cornelius, though it isnt his name. Very sarcastic and has a lot of lady friends
by TheRealist1031 January 17, 2018
Get the armando julius corneliusmug.