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Anime Convention

A place where, no matter what you do, you will not be the biggest dork around.
Last weekend, Julie and her friends attended an anime convention, and found themselves presently surprised that many other con-goers had much worse wapanese-syndrome than they did.
by Erpbedoodle August 13, 2010
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When you lose a chip in a dip, so you send in a rescue chip, but the dip breaks that chip too you have Geneva Convention Violating Dip.
Oh no! I lost part of a chip in the dip and now the dip broke my rescue chip!

Wow, that's some Geneva Convention Violating Dip!
by onehandcrabbing October 13, 2013
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Coronation

The time period in which the entire world experienced the Coronavirus outbreak.
History Teacher in the 2100's: "Tomorrow we're gonna learn about the modern dark ages, including Coronation."
by Drummer_Boi May 4, 2020
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Old Guy Convention

When a bunch of old guys gather at a McDonalds, IHOP, OCB, or mall food court to eat breakfast and bullshit for a long period of time. Only groups of 5 or more qualify, as this signifies that at least two transportation vehicles were used and a greater level of coordination was involved. I know you can technically fit five people in a car but would an old guy ever ride bitch? Since the elderly enjoy pattern and familiarity, these conventions can occur weekly or even daily in a single local.
You'll never get a seat at McDonald's on Thursday mornings, the whole place is an old guy convention.
by Matty Fizzle March 4, 2009
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Cocksucker Convention

When two or more brown-nosing employees join company bigwigs on a lavish vacation to try an weasel their way into a better position within the company. This is also a chance to talk bad about your fellow co-workers.
Bryan:
Hey Paul, are you headed to Costa Rica this year?

Paul:
Fuck that shit! You really think I'd go to the cocksucker convention.

Bryan:
You did last year.
by Tatersalad2000 January 6, 2012
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creationism

The belief that you know more about science than an actual scientist.
I think creationism is a fact and evolution is JUST A THEORY. Kind of like how the Sears tower is JUST a little bigger than a phone booth.
by The Bad Guy December 9, 2008
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creationism

The belief that ALL lifeforms on earth magically appeared in, literally, a couple of days.
Did you see the movie creationism? It has the wildest FX but, geez! Totally unrealistic story! A waste of money if you ask me!
by J October 16, 2003
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