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based coomer

Something that doesn't exist.
Bob: Jeff look I found this nazi hentai stash on this discord server, I'm such a based coomer!
Jeff: Bobby, you have a porn addiction, you are not based.
by pulica_franaru December 8, 2023
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Coomer de les

A Man, or woman who gets sexual pleasure from a woman, or women having intercourse with another woman, or women (99% of them are bisexual)
Dude I asked Slaskin if I could brow his phone, and the first thing that popped up on his browser was two woman kissing each other he's one of those coomer de les!
by Slaskinateher July 25, 2023
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Coomers rage

A condition where following masturbation the afflicted is prone to mood swings. The condition usually rendered inert by the following day.
Person 1: “I was talking to my mate and all of a sudden he was pissy at me for no reason”
Person 2: “Dude must’ve had Coomers rage”
by Qwerbro999 May 12, 2024
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Simpy coomer

A word to describe just the simplest coomer ever. Like just dripping coom juice over all dem girls
Boy the sexlord Andrew Hotskin sure is the ultimate simpy coomer to ever coom
by Coomlord69 June 26, 2020
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Karnataka coomers

Karnatak Coomers is a real threat he grooms teenagers under the ruse of shitposting. Hhe pretends to be a girl to garner attention and trust from the lonely teenagers of samaj.

But In reality Hhe is 23 year old MBA student. I know because He DMed in my alt account and asked for my pictures. Never share your pictures with him. He uses them as blackmail to make you his "little pogchamp".

He shitposts about borderline problematic topics to normalize them. I remember when a kid only 15 years old reached out saying that, KC has ruined his life. He deleted discord to get away from him but he talks to me on insta and tells me how he has severe anxiety about it still.

STAY AWAY FROM KARNATAK COOMERS!
Karnataka Coomers : I like young boys
by samaaj khan December 22, 2021
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Coomer Rain

Someone who is sweating from the act of a Coomer Spin, and flinging sweat in every direction with their penis*.
WOW, Bob has been coomer spinning for a while now, he is getting coomer rain all over the room!
by Pootytang22 August 1, 2022
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Gootch Coomer

"Man TC has a real Gootch Coomer but Dan has a Hola Hoop"
by 6liykulyyuilyluik December 31, 2021
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