Bob: Jeff look I found this nazi hentai stash on this discord server, I'm such a based coomer!
Jeff: Bobby, you have a porn addiction, you are not based.
Jeff: Bobby, you have a porn addiction, you are not based.
by pulica_franaru December 8, 2023
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Get the Dr Coomer mug.Porn Addicts that lack basic motor functions, morals, and humanity.
They will deny the addiction
They will lie
They will make excuses
They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.
They will deny the addiction
They will lie
They will make excuses
They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.
Zack can’t go for more than 2 days without watching porn, he must be a coomer. I caught him jacking off to something very weird when I got home……..
by MushroomPixels September 3, 2023
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the mind coming up with intrusive thoughts in form of sexual scenarios or something similar to it; using porn and masturbation as a coping mechanism to escape/don't face their problems; someone who doesn't give a shit anymore and gave up on their life
the mind coming up with intrusive thoughts in form of sexual scenarios or something similar to it; using porn and masturbation as a coping mechanism to escape/don't face their problems; someone who doesn't give a shit anymore and gave up on their life
I just saw people on internet discussing their kinks and writing a whole ass roleplay of them doing "you know what" to someone, under a nsfw post. Bunch of degenerate coomers
by suddo September 3, 2023
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Dude I asked Slaskin if I could brow his phone, and the first thing that popped up on his browser was two woman kissing each other he's one of those coomer de les!
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