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Coomer

Porn Addicts that lack basic motor functions, morals, and humanity.
They will deny the addiction

They will lie
They will make excuses

They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.
Zack can’t go for more than 2 days without watching porn, he must be a coomer. I caught him jacking off to something very weird when I got home……..
by MushroomPixels September 3, 2023
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Coomer

Someone who is addicted to pornography and excessively masturbates.
Yo Jeff It got out that bill is a massive Coomer! He started humping the pillow on the school camp!
by Half As Funny February 27, 2023
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Coomers rage

A condition where following masturbation the afflicted is prone to mood swings. The condition usually rendered inert by the following day.
Person 1: “I was talking to my mate and all of a sudden he was pissy at me for no reason”
Person 2: “Dude must’ve had Coomers rage”
by Qwerbro999 May 12, 2024
mugGet the Coomers ragemug.

Karnataka coomers

Karnatak Coomers is a real threat he grooms teenagers under the ruse of shitposting. Hhe pretends to be a girl to garner attention and trust from the lonely teenagers of samaj.

But In reality Hhe is 23 year old MBA student. I know because He DMed in my alt account and asked for my pictures. Never share your pictures with him. He uses them as blackmail to make you his "little pogchamp".

He shitposts about borderline problematic topics to normalize them. I remember when a kid only 15 years old reached out saying that, KC has ruined his life. He deleted discord to get away from him but he talks to me on insta and tells me how he has severe anxiety about it still.

STAY AWAY FROM KARNATAK COOMERS!
Karnataka Coomers : I like young boys
by samaaj khan December 22, 2021
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Coomer

A coomer is someone who is a connoisseur of E-girl Content. Said Content may be from Twitch, Onlyfans, Tiktok, or Instagram.
"Have you guys talked to Jeff lately?"
"no, ever since he found xoAeriel on twitch he has been online all day"
"hes such a coomer"
by okiedokieboomer February 10, 2023
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Coomer de les

A Man, or woman who gets sexual pleasure from a woman, or women having intercourse with another woman, or women (99% of them are bisexual)
Dude I asked Slaskin if I could brow his phone, and the first thing that popped up on his browser was two woman kissing each other he's one of those coomer de les!
by Slaskinateher July 25, 2023
mugGet the Coomer de lesmug.

based coomer

Something that doesn't exist.
Bob: Jeff look I found this nazi hentai stash on this discord server, I'm such a based coomer!
Jeff: Bobby, you have a porn addiction, you are not based.
by pulica_franaru December 8, 2023
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