Cooked

adj; Having extremely dark skin. Commonly used by black people to make fun of Africans. The term isnt meant to be derogatory, just funny.

Terrell: "you see that nigga ova there?"

Leroy: "damn that nigga cooked"

Terrell: "word, he dark as fuck"

*laughing

by I'd beat September 19, 2011

Cooked

The epitome of intoxication (generally through canabis, people are generally called "cooked" once they find it impossible to contain a smile or giggles, and look like someone has poured red paint into their eyes.

"Dude, did you see how fucked up Jeremiah was?"

"Yeah, man! That cunt was absolutely cooked"

by Words of anarchy October 7, 2015

Cooking

Skill of preparing food by heating it a high temperature to become edible.

Hey man stevens Cooking is amazing!

by ItsMeGEOFF October 28, 2017

Cooke

A guy with wrinkled balls. He looks old no matter what age he is. Has a small penis that is probably only made out of skin.

-'Omg that guys penis is just a floppy piece of fat'
-'Cooke'

by Bitch8888 February 13, 2009

Cooking

The ability to experience the world through taste.

That bitch better be cooking some soup.

by Gagreflex69 July 18, 2019

Cooking

Cooking : One of the most underrated pleasures and overrated chores often making the art dreadful for no apparent genuine reason.

I still have to do all the cooking!😫😥😨😱😰

by Mary john Watson September 29, 2017

Cooking

In Reference to (wanna be) Comedian Dane Cook.

The act of telling very unfunny sometimes annoying jokes, that not many people find funny. The person telling the joke might be the only one laughing.

After Janet tripped on a fan... Jody: Oh Janet! you just had a turkey experience!

Janet: Why is that Jody??
Jody: You Tryp to phan! hahahahah
Janet: !? Are you fucking "cooking" me???? that was so lame.

by Lord_Van_Voldemort September 24, 2009