Cockblock Swoop and Snatch

When a guy is attempting to spit game and you interject in the conversation, and spit superior game, thus stealing the female for youself.

Making the other guy look like an Asshat.

Wow, Shawn just failed again. Tim totally just Cockblock Swoop and Snatched that girl.

by XanderALX March 11, 2009

cockblock

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.

2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.

by Jake April 12, 2003

Cockblocked By Association

When you can't date, or have sex, with someone because they're the friend of someone you dated, or had sex with. Most commonly experienced when one wants to date one of an ex's friends, but they can't, because they're the friend of their ex.

"-I wanna date Jenny, but she's my ex's best friend, so I can't.
-You my friend, have been cockblocked by association."

by DarkwingMotherfuckinDuck March 20, 2010

Compton Cockblock

When your friend is having sex, you and your buddies, and his buddies, all hide in the closet. or anywhere that is satisfying to you. then while he is in the middle of sex you burst out from where you were and beat the living shit out of him for absolutely no reason other than to cock block him in the most un-necessary manor. The compton cock block is best followed up by tipping over his sofa, leaving, then on the following day when he asks "wtf man" you and all your friends completely deny any accusations he makes and deny that it even happened.

-victim- Ok dude stop fucking around, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT!?!?!?

-buddy1- I seriously have no idea what you are talking about man.

-buddy2- Dude, are you ok today?

-me- why the hell do i have to put "Compton Cockblock" in the example?

by SinisterL August 3, 2010

Captain CockBlocker

A person who goes out of their way to ensure that another person doesn't get laid. Unlike the cockblocker who may do so once in awhile. Captain Cockblocker is always there to ensure one doesn't get any action.

Dum Dum Dum! Look in the sky, its a bird its a plane...NO...its CAPTAIN COCKBLOCKER!

by Lumandi23 December 21, 2008

cokeblocked

When one is prevented from doing coke, due to the vicinity of other people who do not support the habit.

ibot tried snorting a few lines however the sudden appearance of moderators cokeblocked her efforts

by Elevator July 29, 2007

Facebook Chat CockBlock

When all you want to do is chat with a girl on facebook chat, and chat just gets fucked up repeating posts and ruining your flirty mood leaving you with nothing.

"Yo bro I was chatting with Caitlyn last night, we was sharing secrets and all of a sudden facebook chat just got fucked up"

"Haha, man. You got facebook chat cockblocked"

by Touzinsky December 3, 2009