conversation shitter 

A toilet in a school men's room where there is no stall or door around it, allowing for anyone else who walks in to begin conversation with you while you shit.

I don't like to be visible to others while I shit, but the only toilet in this restroom is a conversation shitter.

conversation shitter by bfoltz43 August 9, 2009

Conversation Cuffs 

The imaginary handcuffs slapped upon you when someone engages you in what should be a brief conversation, but turns into a long, drawn-out monologue. You are trapped in a conversation from which you cannot escape.

"Sorry I'm late for our meeting but I ran into Julie and she had me in conversation cuffs and I couldn't get away."

Conversation Cuffs by Kneeland March 9, 2010

Conversation Stopic

Adj-
1) An awkward comment stopping the flow of conversation between a group or individual

2) A topic of conversation that receives no reaction from the attempted audience

Liz: he's the classiest redneck i know

Greg: yeah i bet he gives good foot massages

Liz: ...conversation stopic

Conversation Stopic by CdaleBeatsSP January 5, 2011

Conversation pervert

Someone who listens in on other people's conversations. An eavesdropper.

Person1: Hi, I like badgers, they're pretty cool.
Person2: Yeah they are.

Randomer: I agree, badgers are awesome!

Person1&2: Uhh okay.... conversation pervert.
>.>

Conversation pervert by eggybreadhead January 13, 2011

conversation viagra 

something you use to get boring people to talk

person 1: That movie was awesome!
person 2: ok
person 1: you need conversation viagra

conversation viagra by pippipcheerio December 11, 2011

conversation bottom 

Not necessarily an introvert just someone that tends to stay quiet.

OMG! Say something you're being a conversation bottom!

conversation bottom by Yesitreallyis!!!!! July 10, 2016

Conversation jacker 

The nause that listens to a conversation and tries to take it over, unaware that they were at no point invited into the conversation so no one gives a fuck what they say.

Mike: so Steve who do you think will win the league this year?

Gareth: I reckon United have a shot

Mike: no one asked you Gareth shut the fuck up

Steve: yeah fuck off you conversation jacker

Conversation jacker by Jack Convo November 24, 2016