Cocksucker Convention

When two or more brown-nosing employees join company bigwigs on a lavish vacation to try an weasel their way into a better position within the company. This is also a chance to talk bad about your fellow co-workers.

Bryan:
Hey Paul, are you headed to Costa Rica this year?

Paul:
Fuck that shit! You really think I'd go to the cocksucker convention.

Bryan:
You did last year.

by Tatersalad2000 January 6, 2012

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ricer convention

used to describe a car show that is mainly for imports that have extensive ricer mods like lambo doors, neon lights, crazy paint jobs, etc..

dude 1: did you go to that ricer convention on saturday?
dude 2: i didnt have time to install iceman intake and neon lights so i didnt get to go

by bilb0 July 20, 2006

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i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate

Indication of being very hungry indeed.

'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

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Conveyor Belt Syndrome

The rushed feeling you get from walking on the ground after running on the treadmill. Someone with Conveyor Belt Syndrome walks 1.5x to 2.0x faster than normal.

Bill: I just got off the treadmill and I feel like I'm walking twice as fast as normal.

Bob: Yeah dude, you've got Conveyor Belt Syndrome.

by kiwigummy September 4, 2011

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