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Confurious

A term dervied from the words 'Confused' and 'Furious'. When one is both confused and angry. Can refer to a state of frenzied confusion.
"Arrghh! This child proof bottle top is making me confurious!"
by Scoopy Pigeon December 30, 2008
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conjuring a patronus

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.
The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!
by kp-ob December 13, 2018
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Conpriperous

1. Someone who lives on the edge. 2. A person that is living a lifestyle constantly in danger.
Man 1: Dude, did you just see that guy?
Man 2: Who?
Man 1: That person that just jumped into that shark tank.
Man 2: Seriously!?
Man 1: Yeah, he's really conpriperous.

I just saw someone today, he was so conpriperous. He literally fought a bear without using his arms, only his legs.
by Swagmoney August 19, 2013
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conurbano

1. The immediate surrounding region outside the Autonomous City of Buenos Aires, Argentina. It's also referred as Mordor since it's inhabited by murderous orc thiefs.

2. Anthropomorphic rare pepe with suicidal tendencies that hangs around anxious dogs.
Q: Where do you live?
A: I'm from the Conurbano.
Q: Oh, cool! How's Sauron doing? Tell him I said hi.
by Vampirro September 13, 2017
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War of Contrition

As opposed to a war of attrition, wherein two or more parties wear each other down over a period of time, a war of contrition is a situation where two or more parties won't stop apologising to each other.

Usually this happens because everyone is eager to avoid confrontation but if often leads to further disagreement.
Motorist #1: Oh, God - I scraped your door with my bumper! Let me pay for that...
Motorist #2: No, no, it's my fault, I shouldn't have parked there.
Motorist #1: Well that's hardly fair, I should have been looking where I was going.
Motorist #2: Look, there's no need to get upset, I've said it's my fault, and I'll deal with it.
Motorist #1: Mate, this was clearly my doing. Let me pay for it.
Motorist #2: Listen here - it's my car, I parked it badly on this corner, I accept full responsibility!
Motorist #1: FINE THEN! *rips wing mirrors off motorist #2's car*
Eyewitness: That was a real war of contrition right there.
by FrankyBabes January 10, 2010
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Contricious

Contricious:Verb:
To eat butt. to gnaw on another's butt, butteater. To dine on butt.

Noun: To buttdine.

Buttfeast (slg: Plural)=Group buttdining

Buttsom (slg: Singular)=Dining on ones
own butt
"My darling, my love grows stronger by the hour, let us go home and be contricious my sweet thang"
by Skinupman November 19, 2004
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contrived

Bill sounded so contrived when he pleaded not guilty
by shaun holbert December 4, 2003
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