A pointless system implemented by parents restricting certain websites and any basic control to your own laptop. Also allows the"administrator" (your obsessive parents) to see every file on your computer unless you block permission.

Parental controls do not really understand what they're supposed to show and will block harmless images but allow you to google image search 'Naked' with no problems.
"You keep downloading viruses, I'm gonna put Parental Controls on your computer so you can't do anything mwahahahaha" - Your evil dad
by NymphoQueen July 11, 2008
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Controlled Opposition: a strategy in which an individual, organization, or movement is covertly controlled or influenced by a 3rd party and the controlled entity’s true purpose is something other than its publicly stated purpose. The controlled entity serves a role of mass deception, surveillance and/or political/social manipulation. In most cases the controlled party is portrayed as being in opposition to the interests of the controlling party.

• Preempt or neutralize true but negative information by having it be disclosed or championed in a skewed/stigmatized manner by a person or group. The truth can be peppered with disinformation or the truth of the message can be neutralized by association due to the extreme, radical, or unpalatable positions held by the controlled entity (person or group) who is disclosing the information or is “championing” a position. The stigmatized or adulterated truth in turn steers people away from truthful information which would normally cause criticism or a serious backlash against the controlling party. Stigmatized truth also greatly inhibits independent research into sensitive areas (usually involving criminal acts by the controlling entity) and serves to manipulate social dynamics in a manner in which it becomes taboo to publicly discuss sensitive (albeit critically important) subjects.
Operation Trust: The objective of the Bolsheviks was to create a controlled opposition to entrap the rements of the supporters of the Russian Monarchy.
by Zak Mann Esoteric Knowlegist September 3, 2021
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A very useless piece of shit that overprotective and over-controlling parents put on your computer because they're scared that you may put viruses on it, causing you to loose, in their own words, "very valuable information" that they don't want you to fuck up. You can't see hardly any innocent sites, like this one, or, for all you boys out there reading this, porn. Parental controls also have time limits that say when you can be on the computer to when you can't. But, if you're using Google Chrome, you can easily bypass the fact that you can't download anything. But, unfortunately, you can't go to the blocked websites or not have shitty ass time limits. :(
"If You Stop Going To Sites You're Not Supposed To Go To, MAYBE We Might Take Parental Controls Off. But It Also Depends If you're Being Minding And If You're Doing What You're Supposed To Do And Not Be On Shit You're Not Supposed To Be On." ----Your Evil Mom And Dad

Parental Contols Is Tourtcherous Hell.
by TheOneAndOnlyPrincess June 15, 2012
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Gun control is an idea constantly rejected by almost all republicans. They claim that they need to exercise their right to bear arms, because this apparently makes them and their country safer. This is simply bullshit.

Because the United States has about five times the suicides and five times the homicides related to firearms as other first world countries. No, that's not a a body count based on population, it's a percentage.

Basically, the fact that over a third of you have guns and practically no restrictions on them makes your country a hell of a scary place, for a developed nation. So, go ahead republicans, vote this down. But the truth stands!
Republican bullshit about gun laws causing violence is exactly that, bullshit. Go look up some information for yourself, you redneck idiots, and you will see that you are wrong.

Written by an unbiased Canadian who actually did some research on the subject of gun control in the US and world.
by DuncanD June 2, 2011
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parental controls fucked me because I couldn't play for to long.
by KRAKEN BLADE MANTIS SNIPEZ April 23, 2015
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(plural Crowd Control) Abbreviation: CC

1. a. The ability to limit, prevent, or influence an opponent's movement or actions in a game. b. A spell or ability possessed by a player to do so.
2. a. Crowd containment, direction, and comfort to maintain safety and order. b. A product used to do so.
1. Our team needs more crowd control to chase down fleeing enemies.
2. Effective crowd control prevented a riot from breaking out in the packed stadium.
by Ender-A December 21, 2009
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A kick-ass Technical Progressive Power Metal band from Florida,formed by Death's vocalist/guitarist,Chuck Schuldiner(R.I.P.) and many other talented musicians such as Steve DiGiorgio and Richard Christy.
"Man,that Control Denied album kicked my ass with their serious music."
by MetalNewbie November 16, 2004
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