mental constipation

An inability to articulate one's thoughts or ideas, resulting in significant psychological distress and frustration.

Typically, this form of cognitive impaction is self-resolving. However, in cases where productive interchange with the afflicted is urgently needed, a deadline may be administered; indeed, this has proven to be one of the most effective treatments for stubborn cases of mental constipation.

Mark: "So, you know, it's like... uh, er... damn, you know, that, uh... thing!"
Dave: "Yeesh. It's too bad that they don't make a laxative for mental constipation!"

by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004

Conestoga High School

A cornucopia of Juuling, sexual predators, and librarians who will force you to divide your friend group into quadruplets. The only thing getting fucked worse than Ted Cruz in the last election are the grades of its students. This school has rules more intrusive than the NSA after you've been googling ISIS all night. Moreover, this shit stain of a building is home to an assortment of different races, cultures, backgrounds, and vape flavors. Students flock to the sound of "mango" like a Walmart on Black Friday with a 2 for 1 sale on iPhones. Conestoga also gets a lot of press, any press is good press, unless it involves a broomstick or a 65 year old chauffeur. Most recently this school was featured on Fox News, two girls juuling in their car thought it'd be fun to drop the n-bomb (on a Tuesday). White privilege coupled with hyper-sensitive adolescents, such a lovely environment.

Friend One: "Hey you got any pods?"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"

by BeatAssDefinitions May 10, 2018

Constança

A Constança is generally an outgoing girl, she gets along better with boys than girls and although some call her One Of The Guys, they all secretly want to date her.

Constança is someone trustworthy and who can defend herself if needed. She's the definition of a Bad-ass.

She is also known for dominating the Jedi arts. Constança is the only girl who can feel the force and it's said she has Skywalker blood.

Example A:
Person 1: "WOW! That girl just kicked Jake's ass! "
Person 2: "Yup, that's Constança."

Example B:
Person 1: "WHAT?! How did that girl do that? She literally moved the glass with her eyes!"
Person 2: "It's regular, we're talking about a Constança."

by iammarian June 9, 2018

East Coast Renaissance ( ECR ) Gang

Independent / 8 ball gang in Massachusetts.

I rep East Coast Renaissance ( ECR ) Gang fool

by EastsideMF October 6, 2018

Constitutional Drift

A term that has come into popular usage during 45’s administration since it has shown such an aggressive propensity for chipping away at the US Constitution.

Unlike Continental Drift which slowly happens over eons, the Trump Team has shown that it has mastered the dark art of what is regarded as serious and speedy Constitutional Drift.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

east coast hit

The last possible hit of weed out of a bowl. Ash hit. Not as much weed on the east coast, so you have to smoke all of it!

Yoooo bru take the east coast hit so I can repack.

by DSquad48 October 27, 2015

ghoster coaster

While dating, when one person seems to be ghosting the other but then miraculously reappears once again after the other has come to terms with being the ghostee and is already over it. They often make a routine of it, thus causing an up and down roller coaster effect.

Friend #1: girrrl did you ever hear from that dude again after he ghosted you?
Friend #2: ya! He sent me a message asking how I’m doing. I’m not gonna reply. I ain’t out here to ride the ghoster coaster.

by Ellebb July 29, 2019