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Conasewer

Similar to connoisseur in pronunciation, a plumber that has know how and is an expert at plunging toilets.
Pete is a real conasewer. He knows his shit, plumbing is his ticket to fame, and he's living the dream. I can tell by the look in his eyes.
by Petesbeeps July 28, 2017
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Alex Consani

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conassa

A portuguese street designation for a very good vagina.
That bitch has a serious conassa.
by LeMOnVodk August 28, 2008
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The Conquistador

Where you have sex with a man or woman, give them small pox, then kill off their entire family after you've weakened them with your pestilent diseases.
"I gave Jenny the conquistador, now I won't have to worry about her finding out that I gave her mom the conquistador right after I gave it to her later that night."
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all mod cons

Noun. All the fixtures and fittings necessary and expected - an abb. of all modern conveniences. {British Informal}
"Hey Brent, I just bought a new 'mobile on the weekend."
"Oh really, Julie? Does it have the all mod cons?"
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
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the pros and cons

The good and bad parts of a situation, or the reasons why you should or should not do something. This phrase comes from the Latin words 'pro', which means 'for' and 'contra' which means 'against'.
We've been discussing the pros and cons of buying a house.
by simo27 March 21, 2009
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Conquistacunt

A foreign person that invades places on the internet where the majority of the membership speak a different language.

The conquistacunt is a hostile breed that wants to demonstrate their displeasure over something to do with another country that may have affected their country. The politics will quickly subside, making way for opinions about how their race is superior.
sexyboitalian196: fouk u all english wankers. italia will rize down and kik you're asses!! u lost in iraqn hahaha!...ha!"

NintendoAddict: Excuse me, but what does an Italian invasion in the making have to do with Super Mario Galaxy? I also don't give a shit about Iraq when I'm playing computer games.

sexyboitalian196: fuk u nintendo faggit becuz me penis is huger than urs. italiano men or gods u are fat hahaha!

MarioLover: I'll contact a mod. They'll ban this conquistacunt.
by Redlineonhill February 23, 2008
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