Congestion charge

Used as an excuse when you are late for something, because you were sagging. See sag.

Sorry I'm late Sir, I had to pay the congestion charge.

by Barry June 4, 2004

Congestion Fee

A Congestion Fee is yet another tax scheme devised by limp-wristed liberals to crush the working poor. The liberals charge a Congestion Fee to drive a car on a designated roadway during certain hours. The liberals say that charging this fee will get people to stop driving and take public transportation. Of course, rich people and dual-income Yuppies don't mind paying the fee, because they have money coming out their arse. But the working poor and single-income families will be crushed by the fees.

Many large cities are considering charging a Congestion Fee to drive on busy streets during rush hours. The limp-wristed liberal mush wimps want to charge these fees to force the working poor to take public transportation. And of course, public transportation in many cities is filled with hip hop idiots playing their ghetto blasters and threatening honest citizens with bodily harm.

Congestion Fees are just like another liberal desire: 5-dollar-a-gallon gasoline. Rich fat cats and dual-income Yuppies don't mind it, but it smashes the working poor.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

coveration

an operation to cover something up

tony: hey did you hear that people think that all the new TV may be part of some new coveration
michal: woah really?
tony: maybe i don't really know

by trash falcon September 29, 2018

Nasal Congestion

The worst possible condition ever. You can't sleep, you are forced to breathe through your mouth, And nothing you see on videos work, you have to deal with this utter hell for who knows how long. You think "Oh! I can just use a nasal spray, right?" WRONG! You can get addicted to it. So you have to let it pass. BULLSHIT.

Guy #1: Hello! Why are you doing weird things to your face?

Guy #2: Nasal Congestion. If you get it, you'll do these exact things.

by Wizeguy400 March 16, 2019

mega contraction

A large contraction. Usually used for words made up of more than three words, such as y'all're.

Man, I can't believe y'all're using mega contractions.

by m/e/m/e/d February 22, 2020

Colorless Congregation

A group of white people that believe they’re oppressed with no actual evidence to back it up.

“The colorless congregation stormed the capital on January 6 because they couldn’t accept that Trump lost the election.”

“Did you know that Rebecca is a part of the Colorless Congregation?”

by Overthisbullshit2021 October 13, 2021

triple contraction

a contraction that consists of three different words. Contractions are a combination of multiple words that are put together with apostrophes. But there is a difference between contractions and triple contractions.

regular contraction: don't (do not)
triple contraction: couldn't've (could not have)

(ex for reg.) : Don't do that (do not do that)
(ex for triple) : You couldn't've done that (you could not have done that)

by Jamesie5000 August 25, 2014